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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 3, 2008 |


In a world … Where all movie trailer voiceover artists totally sucked ass … *Sniff* We’ll miss you, Don LaFontaine. (HuffPo)

Do you care where the most vegetarian-friendly drug and alcohol centers in the US are located? If so, you’re probably some skank who got naked for PETA. (WIMB)

Congratulations to Disaster Movie, which has reached the exceptionally rare echelon of a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. (BestWeekEver)

The Sarah Palin circus continues. And oh, what a beautiful, trash-tastic circus it is. (Deus Ex Malcontent) & (Celebitchy) & (QuizLaw)

Almost as beautiful as Sarah Palin’s mullet. (cityrag)

David Duchovny went to sex rehab for a porn addiction? Unless this is a compromise due to some questionable files the Geek Squad found on his laptop, I don’t see what the problem is here. (IDLYITW)

Henry Rollins and Charles Manson used to totally be penpals. (Agent Bedhead)

Where have all the manly men gone? Has Hollywood run out? I blame emo music and “Queer Eye.” (Variety)

If you thought craiglist ads couldn’t be completely hilarious without some kind of gross sexual deviancy, then think again — pervert. (Craigslist)

Helen Mirren used to be a cocaine user, but at least she was conscientious cocaine user. (The Blemish)

McCain doesn’t just want to outlaw gay marriage. No, he wants to turn our country’s gays into zombies. Makes sense, doesn’t it? (Zombie Forecast)

Back in the olden days, they used to call cigarettes “fags” and let bears in the army. (YBNBY)

But you know what they didn’t have back in the olden days? Gummy bears the size of your head. Let’s hear it for modern society! (Serious Eats)

Calling Cindy McCain a C-word is not only acceptable, but required:

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