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September 2, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 2, 2008 |

Welcome to the new Pajiba Love! Now bigger, longer, and uncut — just like the “South Park” movie, only with less singing.

Jumping right in… The only way McCain’s campaign could get any more embarrassing at this point is if he were caught soliciting Divine Brown. (QuizLaw) & (HuffPo)

Madonna treats her tour crew like cattle. Oh, and if any of the cattle start dying of mysterious neck wounds, I can tell you right now who to question. (WIMB)

There’s a reason why the almighty being would choose to live in the form of a giant blue octopus. Octopuses are fucking badass. (Cracked)

This is pretty much the best thing I’ve seen today. If this doesn’t fill your tiny black hearts with an iota of joy, you are probably a zombie. (FourFour)

This, on the other hand, is the most brilliant thing I’ve seen all day: American Politics: the Gathering Cards. (MightyGodKing)

Thanks to the thrilling rush of doing it in public, Josh Hartnett is now the impromptu star of a sex tape. Way to go, J-man! (Yeeeah!)

Fantasy casting for Then We Came to an End? (Film Experience)

Natalie Portman looked like a total knockout at the Venice Film Fest. (Popoholic)

As if I didn’t have enough reason to wish telephone directories out of business from my years designing YellowCrook® ads… *shudder* This oughta do it. (mental floss)

In a shocking turn of events, Amy Winehouse shockingly OD’ed back in July and now shockingly may be drain bramaged. [sic] Shocking!! (Celebslam)

What do ninjas like to snack on after a hard day of being stealthy, snapping necks, and chopping people in half with samurai swords? (TIB)

Questioning a potential significant other’s religious preferences… Katie Holmes? (MixTapeTherapy)

Kevin Spacey finally lets his hair down and gets his naked butt groping on in public. You go, girl! (Celebitchy)

One of the awesome things about being a self-proclaimed idiot is not having to pretend to like classical music. (SWPL)

I’m still not entirely sure if the watermelon sign was supposed to be racist to not, but either way calling someone a “fucktard” is always funny. (PA Notes)

In keeping with the immense popularity of the creepy animated shorts I’ve been featuring lately, here is an awesome submission from reader Lauren:

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