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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | August 18, 2008 |


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Since I know how you all LOVE (I mean, really, really love) the American Apparel ads which occasionally run on our site, here are the 30 Porniest American Apparel ads. Now quit yer whining, OK? (BWE)

Did you know that if you publicly drag somebody's name through the media, you can just call it "comedy" and not "slander?" We have much to learn from Jerry Seinfeld, oh wise dickbag. (WIMB)

And speaking of dickbags, Bill Clinton is still a crappy husband. (QuizLaw)

Really, we could all use a little more Pee Wee in our lives these days, so here's 10 cool facts about our favorite bow-tie wearing weirdo. (mental floss)

Daaaaamn. Beyonce's sister, mini-Beyonce something or other, is a huge word that starts with C and rhymes with "hunt." (IDLYITW)

"Because these days, when it comes to politics particularly, the truth is negotiable -- and there's value in the lie." This campaign is going to be an effing nightmare. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

You know, there just aren't enough tampon-related products on etsy these days. (I'm lying, I did no such etsy search.) (YBNBY)

Axl Rose will cut a bitch for putting his music on the internet. (Agent Bedhead)

I am always endlessly amused by the fact that the fortune cookie is completely an American device. (Serious Eats)

Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth do Entertainment Weekly. And somewhere, Tori spelling is throwing one humdinger of a piss party. (Celebitchy)

Anyone familiar with the "Harriet Carter" catalog? (IBBB)

I can't tell 2004 Scarlett Johansson apart from 2008 Scarlett Johansson. (Popoholic)

Because I'm feeling lazy, and I don't think I've actually posted the clip itself yet, today you're getting leftover spaghetti cat. And you know how I feel about whining.

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