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Another one bites the dust. Hell fucking yeah. (QuizLaw)

Not only is Rob Schneider an unfunny piece of shit — he’s a thieving unfunny piece of shit. (Celebitchy)

Dip your balls in this must-read article for fans of “The State!” (Pop Candy)

Eva Amurri thinks she’s above doing Rocky Horror. In related news, Eva Amurri is an ungrateful little bitch. (Crazy Days and Nights)

One thing I’ve learned in life, is that is someone has to go out of their way to tell you there’s nothing suspicious going on, you better just get the hell out of that situation. (Girl with Curious Hair)

Renee Zellweger is back down to 325 calories a day, and proves that (among other things) starvation really does have a crappy effect on your sense of style. (Yeeeah!)

I’m not so much offended that this commercial is misogynistic — rather that it’s just one of the dumbest, most pointless and generally fucked up spots that ever existed in the history of advertising. (Feministing)

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times — Madonna please cut out the ‘roids. (cityrag)

Just how did they get Danny DeVito to sign on for a third season of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?” The startling answer, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | August 28, 2007 | Comments (15)

Danny DeVito & The Contract


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I caught that beer commercial for the first time, and after it ended, I turned to the wife and had this conversatio:
Me: Am I tripping?
Her: No. I mean, I don't think so.
Me: Oh. Can you create beer from your belly?
Her: No.
Me: ...
Her: Please stop talking.

It just confused the hell out of me.

Oh, and Alberto? Don't let the door hit on the ass, buddy. See you in Hell.

Posted by: TK at August 28, 2007 3:54 PM

"hit YOU on the ass." DAMMIT!

Posted by: TK at August 28, 2007 3:56 PM

what the fuck is fred savage doing here???

holy shit that clip is funny.

Posted by: boo at August 28, 2007 4:20 PM

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest damn show on TV. Thanks for that clip. "Oh, I'm just here to watch." Ha!

Posted by: Carrie at August 28, 2007 4:34 PM

As much as I'm supportive of seeing Alberto Gonzales not just dismissed, but prosecuted and hung, it should pain all of us to learn that Michael Chertoff is the front-runner to succeed him. Yes, the same Michael Chertoff who utterly failed in his job during the Katrina debacle and has been an absolutely empty suit at Homeland Security.

As if any further proof were necessary, we see once again that the only trait desired by the Bush administration more than a criminal disposition is disastrous incompetence -- from the top down.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 28, 2007 4:37 PM

Can't someone come up with something that will let us fix the space time continuum? Seriously, you can't honestly expect anyone to believe that Bush and company aren't the work of Q...

Small gripe (really itsy bitsy) - PopCandy kidnaps your browser. I just hate web pages that won't let you go backwards.

Posted by: funtime42 at August 28, 2007 6:10 PM

Unrelated to above but still of interest to my fellow Pajibites (Pajibians?):
Paul Haggis got his own HSX listing today. That's right folks - your opportunity to own your little slice of Haggis

Posted by: Brian at August 28, 2007 8:03 PM

If it wasn't for Pajiba, "Always Sunny" would be just another show that i have no idea about because as an Australian - there ain't no way its ever going to be shown down here (maybe on Foxtel though - but I don't have that). It's just a shame I had to be a naughty boy to track it down so I could watch it. So thank you Pajiba, for once again educating me. Though i'm not sure i should be thanking you for educating me about DeVito's man titties.

Posted by: Chumplunt at August 28, 2007 8:52 PM

First off: TK, are you sure she doesn't have a keg in her belly? Maybe you should slap it and see if it has a metallic ring to it. I mean, why would TV lie or give us ridiculous notions?

Second: I love the end where he angrily spreads the petroleum jelly across his mouth. Makes you wonder what was in his Reno 911! Miami contract.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 28, 2007 10:15 PM

Oh my god that clip is so funny. That seals it, I need to start looking for a non-cable way to watch that show.

Posted by: katy at August 29, 2007 12:54 AM

First off how is anyone "too good" for the Rocky Horror Show when it is clearly superior to everyone on earth (with the noteable exception of Tim Curry who is just better than all of us).

I really didn't get the point of that beer commercial. Aren't adverts designed to actually make you want the product rather than, oh say, run away screaming in terror?

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 29, 2007 4:48 AM

I HATE DANNY DEVITO.


lemoncello my ass. That is all.

Posted by: wavemaven at August 29, 2007 9:53 AM

How could anyone hate Danny DeVito? I would think, at the absolute worst, one might be indifferent to Danny DeVito.

I do kinda hate lemoncello, though. Yuck.

Posted by: litelysalted at August 29, 2007 10:45 AM

Aaah but I feel that way about lemoncello... mmmmm yummy. What? It tastes of summer holidays!

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 29, 2007 10:50 AM

Summer holidays in Hell, maybe.

Posted by: TK at August 29, 2007 11:19 AM