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Guess Who's Still Effing Crazy!

By Stacey Nosek | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (22)

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Anne Heche lost her shit on Letterman last night bitching about her child’s father, and it was quite a sight to behold. The most amazing part was that somehow Dave resisted the urge to punch her in the face. (Webster’s)

This clip is either viral marketing for Cloverfield 2, or someone created a lame hoax to make you think it’s marketing for Cloverfield 2. Either way, do you care? (Film Drunk)

Here’s an interview with Ang Lee on Taking Woodstock, which we’ll be reviewing later this week. (A.V. Club)

And in anticipation for another movie we’ll be reviewing later this week, the latest Final Destination movie, here’s a montage of all the Final Destination death scenes — set to Boyz 2 Men, naturally. (Screen Junkies)

The Ed Hardy line has been upgraded from “obnoxious” to horrifyingly, inescapably obnoxious. (Frothy Girlz)

Here are five fantastic coming-of-age films, including a few of the regular Pajiba faves and a couple I haven’t seen yet. (Atomic Popcorn)

Lauren Bacall tells her granddaughter that Twilight sucks, because Lauren Bacall is awesome. (Celebitchy)

The new MTV VMA promos are trying to be hip to the kids by miming West Side Story. Because kids these days apparently can’t get enough of their fucking musicals. (Warming Glow)

I know I’ve probably posted a top ten list like this before, but you can never really get enough awesome movie deaths. (Rope of Silicon)

Chelsea Handler kicked her boyfriend to the curb, who — oh wait — just happens to be a CEO at Comcast and her actual boss. That shouldn’t be awkward. (DListed)

Bugspray and horror movies. Obviously, this is the most natural pairing of things since peanut butter and jelly. (Agent Bedhead)

Because we all have these pictures of us somewhere, check out this new tumblr site that’s been making it’s way ‘round the internets. (I Hate My Parents)

Why yes, this is a trailer for a Mario Kart movie! Enjoy:

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Comments

Oof. I don't know why everyone loves Rocket Science so much. I hated that thing. I remember just feeling completely annoyed that I had watched the whole thing, expecting SOMETHING to happen and nothing ever did. Gah, how I hated it.

And...

After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe

I AM IN LOVE.

Posted by: figgy at August 27, 2009 1:08 PM

Stacey, I'm too tired to click all the links. Which of these mostly crazy assed people were you referencing in the title?

Posted by: dawn at August 27, 2009 1:12 PM

I actually had decided not to finish that thought, but some helpful young student worker decided to post it for me. Why is it a crime to kill grad students? Will someone please remind me?

Posted by: dawn at August 27, 2009 1:17 PM

The "I hate my parents" is brilliant!
Especially teh coot wittle baby Stowmtwooper!

Posted by: Odnon at August 27, 2009 1:19 PM

Love the Mario Kart trailer. I'd totally see that. I wish there had been a little more Bowser and DK, though.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 27, 2009 1:37 PM

I just got back from my local building supply company and have decided to chuck a cinderblock at the face of anyone I see with a fucking bottle of Ed Hardy hand sanitizer.

I'm going to do this for Lent. Because that's just how I happens to kick it...

Posted by: Skitz at August 27, 2009 1:40 PM

Odnon - I know! I kinda want to have a kid now so I can dress it up in a Stormtrooper costume. My cat sure as hell isn't gonna let me.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 27, 2009 2:02 PM

Skittles, Lent isn't for like six damn months. Those Ed Hardy wearin' toolsheds deserve to suffer TODAY, Captain Procrastinator! Also, did you know that today is "Just Because Day"? True story, dude! So you go out there and you chuck cinderblocks at faces right the hell now, mister! Just because!

Posted by: Sarina at August 27, 2009 2:06 PM

figgy--Count me in on the Rocket Science non-love, though I did enjoy seeing the vote-counting kid who ends up spitting at Matthew Broderick in Election.

Re: Ed Hardy, I keep kicking myself for not seeing the U.S./global financial meltdown coming, because ugly-as-fuck, bejeweled t-shirts selling for 100 bucks were proof positive of an unsustainable bubble about to burst at any moment.

Posted by: icecreammang at August 27, 2009 2:12 PM

For years men have had to pay women money just because the marriage didn’t work out, and now I’m supposed to feel sad all because that cunt hound Heche got to pay her ex husband alimony.

When she was with Ellen, Ellen kept her ass in line. I don’t like it when ladies that are sweet on other ladies leave men then turn around and talk shit about men.

Posted by: Guess Who! at August 27, 2009 2:28 PM

Lauren Bacall's twitter made me squeal with glee when I found it last week. So great.

Also, do kids these days even understand a West Side Story reference, much less recognize? I doubt it MTV. That seems to be not very well thought out.

Posted by: Jeni at August 27, 2009 2:28 PM

OMG I *heart* Lauren Bacall SO. MUCH.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 27, 2009 2:45 PM

It's official. I want to BE Lauren Bacall when I grow up. Hell yeah, you tell 'em how it is!

Posted by: luthien26 at August 27, 2009 3:05 PM

Lauren Bacall rocks!

I Hate My Parents is my new favourite place to waste time (after this place, of course).

Doesn't Just Because Day kind of negate it's own existence? Cause if you do something for no reason because it's Just Because Day, wouldn't that be considered a reason? Just saying.

Posted by: Eyvi at August 27, 2009 3:21 PM

ha! i read that header as in Guess Who! is still effin crazy, thinking pook was at it again.

Posted by: gp at August 27, 2009 3:31 PM

a) Lauren Bacall really is awesome and can hit me with her shoe any time.

b) I watched the Anne Heche clip and don't see the big deal. She was responding to Dave's questions and being pretty funny.

Posted by: EricD at August 27, 2009 3:44 PM

The ONLY person I recognized in the MTV musical was Russel Brand,and I thought it was a little awesome.

Anne Heche appears to be a jaded bitch. Speaking as a fairly jaded bitch myself, I think that was a bit over the top. I loved it when Dave deadpanned "(marriage)is all I expected it would be."

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 27, 2009 4:08 PM

So, this isn't remotely related to anything else, but I can't post this shit on Facebook and I need to blow off some steam.
This afternoon at work, the fucking VP of my whole sector sent out the following email to everyone:

Subject: FW: HE NEW HEALTH COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL:

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
"Hello?"
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your
husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another
Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your
husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but the new health ca! re system will only pay for these
expensive tests just one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with
him.

The best part? I work in the medical industry. His email was recalled within about ten minutes, but not before hundreds of people forwarded it around the world.
I am so unbelievably pissed off about this. This is a man who is supposed to be the ultimate professional example and all that shit of our fucking huge corporation, and this is the kind of example he sets?
I can't even imagine what would have happened to an employee lower down on the totem pole. Shit, I was talked to not long ago about spending too much time online at work (hence recent radio silence). I am just so damned aggravated that I can't even structure coherent reasons why this pissed me off so much. GAH!

Whew. I feel better. Thanks for reading.

Posted by: Blonde Savant at August 27, 2009 6:44 PM

The fact that Lauren Bacall twitters and does it awesomely just makes sense.

I have this image of her sitting the cast and crew of Twilight down, putting Nosferatu on, and just freaking schooling everyone.

Posted by: Tori at August 27, 2009 7:21 PM

Holy shit, Blonde Savant. Holy shit.

Posted by: figgy at August 27, 2009 8:23 PM

The worst part? That stupid fucking Alzheimers joke is at least 15 years old.

Posted by: slower lower at August 27, 2009 10:41 PM

I agree that the Anne Heche clip wasn't that extreme. She wasn't very gracious, discreet, or sympathetic, but she was actually somewhat funny.

And I can't fully explain it, but I find her fairly attractive.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 28, 2009 2:13 AM


















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