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Huh. Hillary and Bill are the political equivalent of Heidi and Spencer. Wow, this is actually like really scary if you think about it. (Seattlest)

Matthew McConaughey’s dad died fucking McConaughey’s mom with his trophy of a schlong. I am not making this up! (WIMB)

And in other inappropriately hilarious news about people dying, the “100 Things to do Before You Die” guy… Well, died. He fell down. Via DEM. (HuffPo)

Southern evangelists have been spending too much time targeting gay people and not enough time targeting straight people living in sin. Heathens!!! (QuizLaw)

When a MAH-YUNNNN loves a WOOOOOOMAN…. Eh, sorry. That’s all I can do when faced with any kind of Bolton related news. (Celebitchy)

This is why I will always love, love, love Woody Allen, no matter how many mediocre movies he makes. (The Blemish)

Screw sex ed. Sit a roomful of 8th graders down and make them watch these movies for a week and you can bet they’ll be virgins til they’re 35. (FilmExperience)

If you’ve missed out: here are great moments in Olympic Proctology. (cityrag)

When you have as much money as an Olsen Twin (more than God, but not as much as Donald Trump) you don’t need no stinkin’ pants. (Yeeeah!)

“Flavored iced coffee was created for people who say they love coffee, but put so much cream and/or sugar in it that it turns the coffee into something that’s culinarily considered a dessert.” Ha. (TIB)

Skunks may be at the forefront of animal weaponry… But honestly, how can something which is that cute as a baby be so bad? (Animal Review)

Are we supposed to be laughing at the Gute, with the Gute, or politely chuckling and slowly backing away from the Gute? You tell me, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | August 17, 2008 | Comments (18)

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Comments

Mmmm..100 things to do before I die....

It would HAVE to include:

Destroying all my enemies

Writing that novel

Nailing that chick from Transformers

Bringing "Members Only" jackets BACK

....and killing TK

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 27, 2008 3:44 PM

Bitch, that last one better be on deck for tonight, otherwise you won't live to see it.

Posted by: TK at August 27, 2008 3:46 PM

You two are so cute...like baby skunks.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at August 27, 2008 3:52 PM

Slim, you never answered my question. Hmmmm...?

Posted by: Stacey at August 27, 2008 3:55 PM

You two are so cute...like baby skunks.

HEE!

Posted by: Julie at August 27, 2008 3:58 PM

So few things can make a straight man's afternoon like a link to the McConaug-Hog. I'd let myself get a little crazy too if I were hung like that.

I mean...I do let...because I totally am...um...

Fuck.

Posted by: Sean at August 27, 2008 3:59 PM

Gee maybe you shouldn't work so hard TK.


you look tired...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 27, 2008 4:08 PM

You woulda thought if he was really that big, she'd be the one at risk.

Fuck this. I'm tired, sick, presumably have a little member in comparison to Clan Tyrannosaurus McConaughey, and my girl's not around. I'm grabbing a double feature of Willow and Seven and going to bed.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at August 27, 2008 4:17 PM

Slim, you never answered my question. Hmmmm...?

Posted by: Stacey at August 27, 2008 3:55 PM

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Keep your top on there, Barbarella...I'm getting around to it............now!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 27, 2008 4:52 PM

Aww Graw Tawn Potatoes!

Posted by: Protoguy at August 27, 2008 7:39 PM

"Wood Allen," eh? There's a fitting nickname for him if ever there was one!

Posted by: vic at August 27, 2008 9:40 PM

I'm having a coincidence day...the film experience link...my own kids having the jammy fingers and crazed grins...and then I read the part about the Brood. I was IN the Brood...I shit you not (my child actor days). Those scary alien guys were super nice small folk who commented on my pretty dress, and the 'teacher' actress told us how it felt to have syrup in her hair from getting 'got' by the little guys. Good times.

Posted by: replica at August 28, 2008 1:56 AM

Regarding McC's Mom: "On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love," Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. "But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says.

Wait? She didn't HEAR anything from him. Wouldn't you FEEL that he went limp like a giant bag of garbage collapsing on you? What was he doing? Masturbating in the next room?

Posted by: BWeaves at August 28, 2008 10:04 AM

She was obviously distracted by the roar of the vibrator at the time, BWeaves. Or the donkey braying...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at August 28, 2008 11:02 AM

Take it from someone whose dog has been skunked three times this summer. Skunks are not cute. The last time, my dog growled, the skunk looked up and I thought it would run away as most feral animals do when faced with a growling beast five times its size, but no. The skunk started running towards us, tail aimed, scent glands ready. It was friggin' scary. By the way, the smell up close is very different and far worse than the road kill skunk smell and while it can be washed out of fur and hair, it can't be cleaned out of the insides of ears.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 28, 2008 11:29 AM

Heh. Mr. vB got skunked once. We had a skunk that lived in our yard and had a litter of baby skunks, which were quite adorable. So, one day, we're hanging out in the yard, and along comes mama skunk and her trail of babies. They see us and start wandering up into the woods on the hill right behind my house, minding their own business.
Well, Mr. vB decides he's going to get a little closer. He's got it in his head that baby skunks can't spray, so to experiment with this, he decides to grab one by the tail. (Mr. vB is kind of an idiot at times.)
Needless to say, it is a myth that baby skunks can't spray. And it is also a myth that it doesn't smell, or smell as bad. It really, really does.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 28, 2008 12:18 PM

No offense, but Mr. vB got what was comin' to him. A dog going up to a skunk I can forgive. A human adult? Hmmm...

Posted by: TK at August 28, 2008 12:20 PM

Hence my disclaimer, "Mr. vB is kind of an idiot at times."

I have not let him live it down to this day, and it was quite a few years ago. To be fair, unlike most dogs, he did learn from it and has not gone anywhere near a skunk since.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 28, 2008 3:17 PM