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Huh. Hillary and Bill are the political equivalent of Heidi and Spencer. Wow, this is actually like really scary if you think about it. (Seattlest)

Matthew McConaughey's dad died fucking McConaughey's mom with his trophy of a schlong. I am not making this up! (WIMB)

And in other inappropriately hilarious news about people dying, the "100 Things to do Before You Die" guy... Well, died. He fell down. Via DEM. (HuffPo)

Southern evangelists have been spending too much time targeting gay people and not enough time targeting straight people living in sin. Heathens!!! (QuizLaw)

When a MAH-YUNNNN loves a WOOOOOOMAN.... Eh, sorry. That's all I can do when faced with any kind of Bolton related news. (Celebitchy)

This is why I will always love, love, love Woody Allen, no matter how many mediocre movies he makes. (The Blemish)

Screw sex ed. Sit a roomful of 8th graders down and make them watch these movies for a week and you can bet they'll be virgins til they're 35. (FilmExperience)

If you've missed out: here are great moments in Olympic Proctology. (cityrag)

When you have as much money as an Olsen Twin (more than God, but not as much as Donald Trump) you don't need no stinkin' pants. (Yeeeah!)

"Flavored iced coffee was created for people who say they love coffee, but put so much cream and/or sugar in it that it turns the coffee into something that's culinarily considered a dessert." Ha. (TIB)

Skunks may be at the forefront of animal weaponry... But honestly, how can something which is that cute as a baby be so bad? (Animal Review)

Are we supposed to be laughing at the Gute, with the Gute, or politely chuckling and slowly backing away from the Gute? You tell me, after the jump.

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