When People Stop Being Funny and Start Being Real
And here is one of those stand-up comedians, Patton Oswalt, on his dramatic film, Big Fan, which I hear is awesome. (A.V. Club)
From Dan, here we have this thought-provoking little piece about what makes a movie inherently "good" or "bad." (Slowly Going Bald)
Stephen King gave a list of his top twenty favorite movie rentals. Really? He had me until Blair Witch. That is such a one-trick pony. (Gordon and the Whale)
Chris Brown finally got sentenced for beating up Rihanna, and it turns out he had a history of violence. Surprise! (Webster's)
I don't know how many of you are already following this twitter feed (he's jumped up over 20,000 followers since I discovered it last night) but this is the single funniest twitter feed I've seen since the original Fake Michael Bay. (twitter)
Oh boy, we all knew this was coming. The inevitably stupid rumors that Michael Jackson is still alive. (Yeeeah!)
Katie Holmes is getting her own fashion line which will be based off her personal style. But why??? No one wants to wear peg-rolled jeans. (Agent Bedhead)
NOOOO!!!! "Reading Rainbow" is going off the air?! Where else are we going to go to take a look, it's in a book? (DListed)
I doubt if Prisco's girlfriend would have liked it any more, but this is kind of an interesting read about how Bandslam (originally to have been titled Will was Disney-fied and marketed into immediate obscurity. Thanks, Bluesilver! (LA Weekly)
Why ... Why does science need a machine that turns food into poop? And more importantly, can that thing digest corn? (Gizmodo)
Here's a list of the worst video game couples. I had no idea that Birdo and Yoshi were secretly getting it on. Nor had I stopped to consider the logistics of how that might happen. (Notes on Bar Napkins)
Governor Schwarzenegger actually keeps his Conan sword in his governors office. I'd hate to see a meeting go awry. (Topless Robot)
I've got the old Aunt Flo visiting, and I think I could strangle a man with my bare hands for some of the stuff in this weird, old clip about chocolate:
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