August 16, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | August 16, 2008 |


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Sorry, but when you're 10 with a five-year-old sister who wants to watch The Wizard of Oz 24 hours a day, seven days a week -- it causes the permanent ruination of said movie forever. Because, because, because, because! (FilmExperience)

Tara Reid has a new clothing line out, perfect for people who, much like Tara, spend 95% of their waking time wearing skanky bikinis. (WIMB)

No Seth, if you name your daughter Brandi she's going to grow up to be a stripper. If you name your daughter Ruby she might grow up to be an indie rock singer... Or, a stripper. (QuizLaw)

Marcia Cross goes where no woman has ever gone before. Except probably Britney, and maybe some transsexuals. (IDLYITW)

Boo reaches out from "old fart land" to lament the lack of decent music nowadays, and also to get off her lawn you god-dang whippersnappers! (MiTM)

I am almost positive that Hayden Panetterie is actually the product of a garden gnome and a human lady. (Popoholic)

David Beckham is helping Tom Cruise with his squats and lunges. (Celebslam)

Just so you know, it's not just the highly-strung Republicans and fundamentalist Right-wingers who like to get their freak on. (SlowlyGoingBald)

However, as not to exclude the fundamentalists who like to get their freak on segment of our readership... (all 0.0008% of you) May I suggest this handy item? (YBNBY)

Oh hey, look! A football joke that even a football-hating girl like myself can understand! (KSK)

Shameless plug for Sirius listeners: catch Chez today at 5PM. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

With the ongoing DNC, I've decided to get all patriotic up in this bitch, with this moving rendition of Stars & Stripes Forever, after the jump.

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