Susan Boyle Dream Casting?
Robin Williams is supposedly being considered for the Susan Boyle biopic. Like, to play Susan Boyle. That's just mean. But also, really, really goddamn funny. I approve. (Gordon and the Whale)
Michael Jackson's death has been ruled a homicide, and his doctor is being brought up on manslaughter charges. I don't know about you guys, but I think this case kind of sounds like bullshit. (Yeeeah!)
This just in! Jessica Biel is now the internet's most dangerous celebrity. (Webster's)
If you liked the post featuring everything Don Draper said in Season One of "Mad Men," you're going to love this post of everything Don Draper said in Season Two of "Mad Men." (Unlikely Words)
American Apparel has reached a new low by actually trying to sell bags of their scrap materials on their website. Ah, who am I kidding. I still love that store. (Frothy Girlz)
Since most hippie movies, much like the stupid smelly hippies they're made about, suck -- here are five that don't. (Screen Junkies)
Megan Fox is going to be showing off her comedic chops when she hosts "Saturday Night Live" this fall. And by "comedic chops" I mean boobs. (Warming Glow)
I don't know if any of you have been following the "Legend of Neil" web series over at atom, but Felicia Day apparently has a part in it, and in this new episode she's even got a musical number -- which just so happens to be awesomely filthy. (atom)
Cookie Crisp has a new sprinkles flavor, but more importantly, here is the burglar man and the criminal dog? Who is that pussy wolf-looking thing! I want answers! (Impulsive Buy)
Shipwreck from G.I. Joe would like to know why he was left out of the G. I. Joe movie. My guess would be that fruity parrot. (Mighty God King)
What?? A model who's a size 12 and it's not the fucking Renaissance? I don't understand what's going on here! (Celebitchy)
In case anyone happened to miss this in the comments section yesterday, yes, yes, here is the Twilight dildo. You can even put it in the fridge for that "authentic" feel. Gross. (Tantusinc)
Oh look, the magic of "As Seen on TV" marketing has found yet another way to humiliate our beloved canines:
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