More X-Files? No Thanks, I'm Good
Ooh, yay! "The Office" spoilers! Be forewarned, if you click this link, you are almost definitely going to be spoilered. So don't come crying to me about it. (Celebitchy)
The manhunt for that accused reality TV murderer has come to a tragic conclusion. Even more tragic? Now I'll never know which millionaire Megan picked. Hopefully in the future these reality TV contestants can save their murdering until after a series airs. (Webster's)
And on that note, the future of "I Love Money 3" is also up in the air. Thanks for fucking nothing, you murdering asshole. (DListed)
I've got no other way of prefacing this link other than by OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. (Warming Glow)
The same group responsible for the Anonymous Scientology attacks have now targeted Christians by hacking into their facebook accounts. Yeah, so like it's fun to laugh at Christians and all, but this just seems kinda mean. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Unlike some celebrity endorsements, these here are the perfect marriage of celebrity and product. (Screen Junkies)
Katy Perry has this amazing superpower that she can be completely annoying without so much as lifting a finger. (Superior Gossip)
Heidi Montag performed last night at the Miss Universe pageant. Think it sucked? You bet it did! (Yeeeah!)
In what is definitely one of the more asinine examples of Twilight merchandising, you can now recreate the feeling of having a creepy stalkerish vampire watch you while you sleep. Awesome. (Agent Bedhead)
You guys are gonna totally love this -- here are a bunch of Dr. Horrible-themed cakes. (Cake Wrecks)
Here's a link to the portfolio of the guy who did all those illustrated movie posters in the 80's. It's kind of cool to see a whole gallery of them like this. Thanks, Replica! (Drew Struzan)
OK guys, watch at this clip, and tell me if it's real or not. I honestly don't know. And yes, I could have found out myself with even the tiniest bit of internet research, but the magic just would have been lost:
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