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Pajiba Love

HELLOOOOH!!! It’s Siegfried and Roy! And they are fucking fabulous! (cityrag)

You know, I had been holding onto a shred of hope that Mary Kate Olsen’s appearance on “Weeds” wouldn’t suck the huge amount of ass that my sense of rationality told me it would. So much for that! (YouTube)

Bridget Moynahan picked the best babydaddy in the whole entire NFL. (Yeeeah!)

If you didn’t catch the crazily hyped Colbert-Branson water fight — here it is! At least, until it gets removed for copyright violation. (Popoholic)

A possible sequel to Ferris Bueller has been moved up to “Orange” on the Hollywood terror level. (Stuck in the 80’s)

When life hands you lemons, you just pull off its fucking testicles, shove ‘em in your mouth and try to swallow. Uh… (QuizLaw)

One of our readers, prariegirl, gives us this: The greatest EBay description you’ll ever read. It’s positively Seinfeldian (if Seinfeld were a mom). (EBay)

And so it begins — the inevitable “Desperate Housewives” bitchfight rumors. (Crazy Days and Nights)

Why the hell would the current administration let petty things such as “murder investigations” get in the way of its overall “freedom” agenda? (Feministing)

Michael Jackson is such an asshole he would kick a dying woman out of a hospital bed. No, really. (Celebitchy)

Now I admit, sometimes you guys get a little overzealous and out of hand — but when it comes down to it? Pajiba commenters are the best fucking commenters on the internet. Need proof? Watch this.

Pajiba Love | August 23, 2007 | Comments (17)


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Comments

I just wanted to fill this particular slot before someone offers up their goddamn "first," ironic or otherwise, in response to the (brilliant) video.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at August 23, 2007 4:02 PM

God, Dustin is such a first-whore. Jesus, get a hobby.

Wait. Wait just one goddamn minute. Sigfried and Roy... are GAY? WHAT? Because... I always thought they were aliens. And no, I don't mean Mexicans.

Sequel to Ferris Bueller = portent of our impending apocalypse.

Posted by: TK at August 23, 2007 4:07 PM

You didn't read the announcement of S & R's gayness in this month's issue of DUH Magazine?

I think the only person who didn't think they were gay is my 90 yr old grandmother who is half blind (and yet still drives -- Watch out Pensacola!)

Posted by: wsapnin at August 23, 2007 4:17 PM

You didn't read the announcement of S & R's gayness in this month's issue of DUH Magazine?

I think the only person who didn't think they were gay is my 90 yr old grandmother who is half blind (and yet still drives -- Watch out Pensacola!)

Posted by: wsapnin at August 23, 2007 4:19 PM

doublepost. my bad. my shitty computer.

Posted by: wsapnin at August 23, 2007 4:20 PM

noob

Posted by: X at August 23, 2007 5:25 PM

pwned!

Posted by: MX at August 23, 2007 5:39 PM

FIRST!

Great great video. And awesome eBay thing. Get her on to guest review something.

Posted by: Ben at August 23, 2007 6:00 PM

That video just made my day after coming home to two terrified dogs, a giant tree limb on my overhead power line (still got power though), flooding all over and my neighbour's mangled patio set on my deck. Chicago is such a fun place to live.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 23, 2007 6:26 PM

omg, I think I'd shoot myself if I had to grocery shop with six kids; I can barely handle one. Her description of the incident is absolutely fantastic.

Posted by: pinkcheese at August 23, 2007 7:08 PM

I still have no fucking clue what pwned means.

Posted by: Sarzcasm at August 23, 2007 11:22 PM

That clip made me laugh right up until I remembered what the AV Club website used to be like. Sigh. Pajiba=awesome.

Posted by: Hypothetically... at August 23, 2007 11:42 PM

"That video just made my day after coming home to two terrified dogs, a giant tree limb on my overhead power line (still got power though), flooding all over and my neighbour's mangled patio set on my deck. Chicago is such a fun place to live."

Glad to know you made it home safely--my poor dog was scared shitless too.

Posted by: em at August 24, 2007 12:02 AM

Indeed the video was superb, I've had to stop reading AVclub comments threads now they hurt too much.

The masochist in me forced myself to read an entire thread of comments on YouTube (concerning baby pandas no less) - I got through about half a page before I started twitching, by the end of it I was wishing bloody murder on everyone around me.

It just goes to show kids: the internet does encourage violence.

That eBay description made me smile, and remember why I am never having children. Aaah, it's nice to have your life choices affirmed.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 24, 2007 5:17 AM

That video was hilarious.

Posted by: MJ at August 24, 2007 5:46 AM

The first video I've watched over 20 times since the one where that French kid slaps his sister.

And that E-bay thing is soooooo fake. :)

Posted by: Jeff K at August 24, 2007 6:47 AM

Who cares if it's fake? If it is she just made her first sell off of her writing. $142 for crappy pokemon cards. She got over 14,000 hits from an ebay description though, and that's pretty talented.

Posted by: Stacy at August 24, 2007 3:24 PM