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Meet the new face of Stampede Light Plus! Since the Google map seemed to indicate a decidedly Northeast bias, I'm guessing most of you are unfamiliar. (WIMB)

Is it ever a bad time for Arnold Schwarzenegger "Pump You Up" joke? Didn't think so. (QuizLaw)

When I first saw the headline that Ricky Martin had twins, I was like "Wait, isn't he gay?" Yep, he's gay! In your face American Family Association! (Yeeeah!)

In more Jessica Simpson news, Jessica is so skilled with the opposite sex I'm surprised she hasn't been married twenty times by now! (IDLYITW)

The McCaingels are willing to go to great lengths to preserve the sanctity of marriage, even if it means ruining gay weddings one at a time. (atom)

Gwen Stefani may have pooped [sic] out a kid this morning. (The Blemish)

You know what I never get tired of? Weather people making asses on themselves on the local news. There should be a show on TruTV just for that. (BestWeekEver)

More and more salacious reports keep flooding in about John McCain's long history of zombie involvement. (ZomebieForecast)

The whole entire Willis-Moore-Kutcher clan attended the premiere for Rumer's new movie, lest you forget for one moment why Rumer Willis is in a movie. (Celebitchy)

Ha! This is like the total redneck version of Subway's Jared. (SeriousEats)

Since I'm far too callous to have actually made mention of the dude from Dave Matthews Band passing away, here is a nice piece from Dan for you fans out there. (SlowlyGoingBald)

Two Margaret Cho posts two days in a row! This must be your lucky day. (FourFour)

If you thought yesterday's clip was freaky, this one straight up gave me nightmares, after the jump. (Thanks, Jaci!)

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