Avatar Day is Nigh! Nigh!!
Great news everybody, Paris Hilton was cleared in an $8.3 million dollar lawsuit for failing to promote her movie Pledge This. So now she can instead spend that money on diamond necklaces for her chihuahuas. (Gordon and the Whale)
Not that it's necessarily a slow news day that I would need filler like this, but anyone interested in what the crackfabulous Courtney Love is posting on her twitter page these days? Sure you are. (Webster's)
I didn't even know that people actually still played Xbox anymore, but apparently the ones that do are experiencing fail of epic levels. Thanks, Darcy! (IGN)
Here's a first look at Al Pacino as old grandpa Jack Kevorkian for his upcoming HBO biopic, You Don't Know Jack. (Agent Bedhead)
Here's a list of the top ten Quentin Tarantino characters. Agree? Disagree? (Rope of Silicon)
I don't know who this little man in the Luchador outfit is (although I'm quite sure someone will fill me and scold me for not knowing) but he gives quite the dissertation on the difference between an "independent" film and an "indie" film. Thanks, Luke! (Homestar Runner)
When you write a pop culture link column, this is the sort of shit that finds its way into your inbox on basically a daily basis. And since I had to watch this, so do you people. You're welcome. (Flickr)
For everyone who bitches about the video ads we run here on Pajiba, just think, it could always be worse. (Celebitchy)
"Small Wonder" is finally coming to DVD, so we can finally get the hotly anticipated answer as to whether or not that kid was really Billy Corgan. (TV Shows on DVD)
That murderer guy just threw a huge, murderey wrench into VH1's entire programming line-up. (DListed)
Oh, and here are 25 things made out of meat. Because, gross. (Holy Taco)
The editors who put together the Twilight: New Moon trailer basically just didn't give a shit whatsoever. (Slowly Going Bald)
And on that note, thank goodness someone on the internet did give a shit, because now have this work of brilliance. Thanks, Pissboy!
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