In "Totally Bizarre Scandal" news, Dr. McSteamy, the Noxema Girl and a former Miss Teen USA-turned-prostitute are embroiled in a sex tape scandal. Only there's not actually any actual sex involved. (Webster's)
The movie poster for Zombieland looks pretty much awwwwwesommme! Can't wait for this! (Gordon and the Whale)
I'm glad that I'm not the only person out there who will never ever learn my lesson when it comes to "As Seen On TV" products. I kind of still do want to try the Pedi-Paw, though. (Frothy Girlz)
Ew ew ew ... Celine Dion is pregnant. I know she almost definitely didn't conceive the old-fashioned sex way, but still. It's just icky to think about. (Celebitchy)
With Inglorious Basterds coming out this week, here's a list of the top ten Nazi-killing movies. (Screen Junkies)
And while I'm at it, here's an interview with one of the stars, as well as our own Agent Bedhead's favorite, Eli Roth. (A.V. Club)
If you've got ten minutes to spare, here's a video of Phil Hartman's original "Saturday Night Live" audition tape. (Warming Glow)
Just because a guy happens to be homeless doesn't mean he can't have a good sense of humor. (Holy Taco)
One of our fellow Pajibans has decided to enter the exciting world of online dating. Can anyone out there give her any pros, cons or testimonials when it comes to this stuff? (Lizzie Borden Took Her Axe)
Gross!!! People actually eat pig ears? As in, the same pig ears that are usually dried into jerky and I feed them to my dog? No freaking way. (Serious Eats)
Patricia Heaton got totally stumped on a math question so simple even I could figure it out on a charity episode of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." That's pretty bad, is all I'm saying. (DListed)
Because animals at the zoo are usually just too damn cute for their own good, somebody finally decided to do something about it. Take that, zoo animals:
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