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Ever wonder what Matt Damon might look like as a cartoon aardvark? (Agent Bedhead)

Looks like Chuck Norris’ martial arts career is over — seeing as if he takes any blows to the face it might just fall the hell apart on him. (Cityrag)

A fantastic interview with the stars of Superbad. And is it so wrong that I’ve got maybe a tiny crush on Michael Cera? (A.V. Club)

Kelly Bundy is back on the market! I think Bud is still in jail, though — sorry ladies! (Fatback)

Wait — I’m still trying to get past the part about “Cheaters” being bad. I’m sorry, but there is not a force on this Earth that can make me stop loving it. (Feministing)

The ever-virtuous Dan Carlson explores the glossy televised world of legalized prostitution. (wweek)

I just hope that all this Google v. Viacom stuff doesn’t affect my ability to access “Monkey on the Lam” clips on YouTube. (Quizlaw)

Marilyn Manson’s pact with the devil seems to be working out just swimmingly for him. (Yeeeah!)

Maybe this is besides the point — but he couldn’t at least afford to have the “Geek Squad” come to his home? (Metadish)

I don’t know about you guys — but I love me some Chelsea Handler. Get acquainted with her in this clip from her old show, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | August 15, 2007 | Comments (18)


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I was just saying to Mrs. TK how we should start having sex in a shower of blood to spice up the ole' love life.

Cheaters is nothing but trash. Sweet, delicious, addictive trash that I can't stop watching when I stumble home hammered. I wish I could quit it. But the comments on that site are profoundly disturbing.

Posted by: TK at August 15, 2007 4:20 PM

LOVE the "Cheaters" love, Pajibans. My boyfriend, who experienced being the 'cheatee', gave me so much shit for watching it when we first got together. Now? He owns the "Best of Cheaters Volume 1" DVD. Uncensored, people!

Ahem. Sorry.

Damon Aardvark freaks me out. They should throw in a Bunny Affleck in a track suit, though. That would be great.

Posted by: em at August 15, 2007 4:37 PM

Hem...I'll admit to having a crush on Michael Cera also...yeah, while he was on AD...also have to cop to having a crush on Maeby also...yes, I DO know they were major jailbait!!! Stop looking at me like that!!!

Posted by: Sandisan at August 15, 2007 4:43 PM

Forgive the weird topic-jumping, I am commenting in order of links read:

Chuck Norris merely looked into a mirror, and the wrinkles ran away like the punks they are.

Am I the only person who thinks Christina Applegate looks hotter now than she ever did as Kelly Bundy? I mean, I never got the appeal of that character. Maybe I just don't like dumb people.

"Cheaters" is not bad. It is the greatest late-night "can't go to sleep because I ate too much too close to bedtime" slice of television EVAR. Nothing is better than catching idiots trying to get (or give, ladies) unauthorized poon. Oh, and the whole spyware thing is just creepy as hell.

Monkey On The Lam!

How does Manson do it? How does he attract so much poon with that face?

Um....I love Chelsea Handler, espeically when she talks about poon. (Yes! Three separate mentions in one post!)

Posted by: Vermillion at August 15, 2007 4:43 PM

Oooh oooh oooh, em!! Is the one on the DVD where the guy tells his wife he's at the IHOP eating a Caesar salad, and then she says she's "coming down there," and he actually recants and tells her he's not at the IHOP after all, and then laughs and says he could be anywhere? That one is the BEST ONE EVER.

Close second is when Joey Greco gets stabbed and falls off the boat.

Posted by: litelysalted at August 15, 2007 4:45 PM

Chuck Norris merely looked into a mirror, and the wrinkles ran away like the punks they are.

OMG I'm literally choking.

Posted by: litelysalted at August 15, 2007 4:48 PM

And how can anyone not think the infamous "Tranny Dominatrix in a Hotel Room" episode is not the pinnacle of Cheaters?

Posted by: Vermillion at August 15, 2007 5:07 PM

^^^
Damn double negatives. Remove one of those "not"s up there so it will make more sense.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 15, 2007 5:13 PM

Ahhh, LS, no, that is not on the DVD (that is a great one), but the stabbing one is!! That one is gold, and it just made me love Joey Greco a little more. I mean, come on, the guy nearly had a collapsed lung! All in the name of trying to set someone back onto the path of temperance and virtue!

The DVD does contain an unforgettable episode involving...well, I don't know where to start, but let's just say the "Confrontation" involves three girls, two of whom are wearing KISS-type makeup and are dressed as construction workers. Freaky shit! Seriously, there's nothing like bonding with your boyfriend over un-pixelated Cheaters episodes. Haha!

Vermillion--I think that one is on the DVD. I'd be scared as hell of that tranny. Damn.

Posted by: em at August 15, 2007 5:30 PM

Ahhh, LS, no, that is not on the DVD (that is a great one), but the stabbing one is!! That one is gold, and it just made me love Joey Greco a little more. I mean, come on, the guy nearly had a collapsed lung! All in the name of trying to set someone back onto the path of temperance and virtue!

The DVD does contain an unforgettable episode involving...well, I don't know where to start, but let's just say the "Confrontation" involves three girls, two of whom are wearing KISS-type makeup and are dressed as construction workers. Freaky shit! Seriously, there's nothing like bonding with your boyfriend over un-pixelated Cheaters episodes. Haha!

Vermillion--I think that one is on the DVD. I'd be scared as hell of that tranny. Damn.

Posted by: em at August 15, 2007 5:35 PM

...and sorry about the double-post.

Posted by: em at August 15, 2007 5:40 PM

Don't feel bad. Michael Cera is totally cute. And legal. I'd do him.

Posted by: Bianca Reagan at August 15, 2007 9:33 PM

I hate Chelsea Handler. She's an insipid piece of trash. Hate. Why is she on television? Absolutely nothing about her is remotely funny.

Posted by: Rachael at August 16, 2007 1:29 AM

I've never been exposed to Cheaters, this fact never bothered me until today. Now, however, I am sincerely pissed at having missed out on what seems to be the Best Show Ever.

Damn my stupid Britishness. Oh well, at least we get Jeremy Kyle.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 16, 2007 4:23 AM

I don't know if I'd go so far as to say I'd "do" Michael Cera but I would probably make out with him a little if he let me.

And Alex -- we will have to do something to fix that. Stay tuned for the next installment of "Pajiba Love."

Posted by: litelysalted at August 16, 2007 9:15 AM

Thanking ye muchly, Litely. It sounds like exactly my cup of tea.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 16, 2007 9:50 AM

"A fantastic interview with the stars of Superbad. And is it so wrong that I've got maybe a tiny crush on Michael Cera? "

who doesn't love George Michael? come on!

Posted by: bg at August 16, 2007 10:33 AM

You'll love "Cheaters", Alex. Yet another great trashy American show that has not had the pleasure of reaching Springer-esque levels of popularity in the UK. (One of my fondest memories of my first trip to Wales was the fact that the cashier at the music store asked where I was from, and, after hearing my answer, replied, "Oh, Jerry Springer shoots there, doesn't it? Ever been to his show?")

Posted by: em at August 16, 2007 12:19 PM