This is TOTALLY EFFED
In happier dog news, the front runner on this season of "America's Got Talent" is apparently an Australian Shepherd that catches frisbees. What??? I have an Australian Shepherd who literally DOES THAT. I feel so cheated. (Warming Glow)
Today in Gary Coleman News, Gary Coleman has swallowed the last ounce of his dignity. I didn't even know he had any left. (Webster's)
Wow, there is actually a zombie bar in Minneapolis, for any Minneapolis readers out there who want to get their undead drink on. Thanks, Ernesto! (Star Tribune)
Ooooh, yay! Here's a closer look at some of the characters from Mike Judge's Extract. Can. Not. Wait. (Gordon and the Whale)
Kat Von D is the face of Sephora's new tattoo concealing creme, and it looks like it works ... Awesome? Yeah, not so much. (Yeeeah!)
Is it possible to somehow legally shut down production on the vile "Jon and Kate Plus a Fucking Trainwreck?" (Celebitchy)
Yesterday Thomas Lennon broke the news that "Reno 911" was cancelled on his twitter page. I haven't really watched the show much the past couple years but it still makes me kinda sad. (twitter)
This new website has over 1,200 different kinds of breakfast cereals categorized, so you can find your favorite, like that super cool split Zelda/Mario box from when you were a kid. (Cereal Project)
With the much anticipated District 9 coming out, here's a list of the best alient-on-human kill scenes in movies. (Screen Junkies)
The GOP apparently hates Megan McCain. So does the enemy of our enemy automatically make her our friend? Or something? (Zelda Lily)
Surprise! The banned abortion episode of "Family Guy" isn't anti-choice, but it still is horribly, horribly offensive. (Jezebel)
Limited edition Trix "Swirls" are basically exactly like regular Trix in every conceivable way except that they're colored slightly different. Get them while you can! (Impulsive Buy)
I never thought Megan Fox could make me laugh, but this fake PSA for her upcoming Jennifer's Body is actually kind of funny. Language NSFW:
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