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Is there a single person who has any interest in another JP movie? Anyone?

That is what I thought.

I also thought this about the second and third ones as well. The original was not that bad, at least from my 10-15 year old memories from the first and only time I saw it.

Oh, no. You're not conning me into watching them through personal attacks. I ain't falling for it.

You SEE, people! She is evil! EVIL, I tell you.

takes ball, goes home in petulant huff

I would join you TK, but she put a link to me again. I need the attention, man. I am a Pajiba Love whore.

*watches about half of the first video*

Wait up! Some things are not worth it!

I know I just posted, but I would like to
a) apologize for forgetting the apostrophe in "That's" and
b) share this with everyone, courtesy our little Superman up there:

"'If you fight fire with fire, you will just make a bigger fire. Yes.
But if you fight fire with crystals, and ice bulbs, you will put the fire out and the crystals will turn to diamonds!'-Daxflame

(The qote is a hyperbolele of what happens after using rude comments to haters instead of nice ones)".

Oh, Lord, my sides, they are split.

What a strange, sad little man.

And in the first clip by "Sophia" I am guessing he really meant "Stephen" (or other male name inserted here but Sophia sounds good in case your mom happens to know about youtube.)

But how can I make commentary on the lives of others while my daughter is upstairs rockin' out to her Hannah Montana cd? sigh.

We are each that little superman in our own little way.

The Jurassic Park 4 stuff is old news. AICN reviewed the script at least a year ago. You know who wrote said script? John fuckin' Sayles. Not believing in the talent of John fuckin' Sayles automatically revokes any movie snob cred you people have, which is all this site is based on. For shame...

For the record, this column isn't written by one of the "movie snobs" of Pajiba -- rather the person responsible for the "Mission: Man Band" review which can currently be found on the homepage. So if you want to call me an idiot, that's cool -- but try to cut my colleagues some slack.

Or, as an alternative to litely's polite suggestion, you could just go fuck yourself, YAAI. I'm curious why you would bother to post.

What is not surprising is that you were so inept and over-GUH-excited about your post that you prematurely fired it three times. Good work, Einstein, I'm sure the movie snobs were impressed with your revealing technique.

Wasn't the JP4 mentioned over on AICN the one that had genetically enhanced humanoid dino-soldiers? This sounds a little different. In fact, it sounds not nearly as fun. I was really looking forward to the raw camp of those dino-soldiers.

Ugh, poor Superman.

Sophia or Stephen, I'd be looking over my shoulder for the inevitable stalking that's going to happen. If this is real we may be looking at footage that will be on national news someday.

"What is not surprising is that you were so inept and over-GUH-excited about your post that you prematurely fired it three times."

Jesus, socalled I just choked on my cereal, there are some things that just aren't supposed to be expressed in type. Fucking brilliant.

As far as JP4 goes: I personally am very optimistic about it. I mean, seriously guys: they're dinosaurs and they have guns and there's even the possibility of genetic engineering. That's the trifecta of movie awesomeness right there. Seriously, it's impossible to screw up these concepts. Plus it's a sequel. And who doesn't love a sequel?

Well now, somebody's a cranky bear today!

Who'd have thought that a Jurassic Park sequel could inspire this much of a reaction in, well, anyone?

Lest you get too caught up in John Sayles' writing, bear in mind he also wrote Piranha, Brother From Another Planet, Battle Beyond the Stars, and The Challenge.

He writes scripts for schlocky movies so that he can earn money to make the good movies, like Lone Star and Matewan. I suspect JP4 is a money picture. So, YAAI, you sanctimonious, condescending, obnoxious, ankle-biting troll, don't assume that just because he's on board it's going to be great. It will most likely be silly, perhaps with a couple of clever moments (like Alligator or Piranha), so that he can earn the big bucks to go out and make the next Passion Fish later on.

Finally, I take the fact that the readers and writers of this site don't read AICN as a GOOD thing. I'm proud of them for not frequenting that profane, media-whoring, 10-years-past-its-prime site.

Litely!

Where's my super-suit?

Where. Is. My. Super-suit?!

You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

@YAAI:
Is that you, John Sayles?

Where. Is. My. Super-suit?!

Okay, everyone carefully but quickly head for the exits. Once you out of the area, get as far away as possible. And do not look back for any reason.

YAAI, how is it possible that you returned to this website, which is composed of "movie snobs" and "idiots," in your own words -- with your limp dick in one hand and pop culture reference guide in the other? Oh, crap, I get it; you're a goddamned web troll, aren't you? I don't know how to say "begone" in Klingon or Orc, so I guess you can't be sent packing.

It's true what they say: Feed the bears once, and they'll be right in the goddamn car with you soon enough.

Well now I feel stupid. Guess I have to hand in my Pajiba membership card and the lingering sense of indie geek superiority that goes with it. Damn, I'm going to miss that.

Dammit! I made eye-contact. What do I do?!?!

Sorry sweetie, you're screwed. But I will remember you fondly.

Hey now, I liked Brother from Another Planet. Mainly because Joe Morton was in it. That guy is great.

Wow, I am way behind, aren't I?

hmm sorry, don;t care if the will smith movie looks bad, i'll go to anything with a mentioning of the name jason bateman. plus everytime i look at charlize, i see Monster, and i want to puke. soh weelllllll

Keep talking trash, I'm willing to give the writer of "Lone Star" and "Return of the Secaucus 7" a chance. - Some Idiot

Lest you get too caught up in John Sayles' writing, bear in mind he also wrote Piranha, Brother From Another Planet, Battle Beyond the Stars, and The Challenge. - TK

Got in ahead of me, TK; though according to IMDB Sayles also wrote 'Alligator' and (eesh) 'Clan of the Cave Bear.'

That said, 'JPIV,' as described, could be cinema gold. Tell Jason Statham to call his agent ASAP!