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Merv kicked the bucket. I’d like to think right now he’s sitting on a stage made of clouds interviewing Anna Nicole and Jesus. (cityrag)

I’d also avoid eating at certain fast-food establishments if you have allergies to saliva and/or rat droppings. (QuizLaw)

Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out! (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Contrary to last week’s reports, Amy Winehouse didn’t actually so much make it to rehab. On the plus side? Amy Winehouse’s drug habit singlehandedly keeps most of London’s drugs off the streets. (Agent Bedhead)

Q: What do you get when you cross a fruit cup with canned fish? A: Pure, unadulterated evil. (The Impulsive Buy)

Well, this is mildly terrifying — NYC’s infrastructure might be weaker than the plot of Rush Hour 3. (Metadish)

Geeesh! I know there’s a filthy joke in here about a ginormous blind person reading braille but it’s just not coming to me. (Girl Named Boo)

These photos of the Jolie-Pitt entourage damn near warm the cockles of my shriveled, cold little heart. Regularly scheduled Jolie-Pitt jokes will resume tomorrow. (Celebslam)

Today’s clip, admittedly, is kinda dumb — but I had to give it some love just for the guy who didn’t feel like getting up from his desk. Who among us hasn’t felt that way at some point?

Pajiba Love | August 13, 2007 | Comments (7)


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Comments

That Chicken of the Sea thing is an abomination in the eyes of God. And it looks like a can of rancid catfood soaked in Cointreau, maybe with a bit of horse fat mixed in.

And yet... I'd try it.

Posted by: TK at August 13, 2007 3:45 PM

No joke, I also went to the Field Museum on Saturday, and I made the same two Mold-o-Ramas* that Zahara is holding in that picture. Maybe Brad and Angelina will adopt me next.

*The plastic dinosaurs the kids are holding are from the old Mold-o-Rama machines at the museum. They are my favorite thing about visiting Chicago museums and zoos. You put $1.50 in a machine that pumps plastic into a metal mold, and about a minute later the mold opens, and you have a brightly colored toy. Most of the machines that are still in operation are in the Chicago area. I'm on a mission to collect them all.

Posted by: audrey at August 13, 2007 5:19 PM

I'm confused about this whole Amy Winehouse thing. Six months ago I had never even heard of this person, and now we're supposed to be in suspense over her rehab status. I liked it better when I vaguely knew who she was, just enough to know that I really like her music. And her hair.

For the love of God TK, have some decency!

Posted by: katy at August 13, 2007 5:46 PM

audrey, travel a bit north and you'll find about a half dozen mold-o-ramas at the Milwaukee zoo. I never knew they had them anywhere else.

Posted by: Bistro at August 13, 2007 6:55 PM

katy: Have you seen TK's blog recently? Decency isn't exactly part of his status quo. Sanity doesn't look too good either.

I don't know which is more disgusting: the end of that video, or those salmon cups.

And just like LS and her Braille joke, there is a Jessica Simpson joke in there, but it may be too old and not worth the trouble.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 13, 2007 6:57 PM

HEY! Vermillion! I'm standing right here, you know...

Posted by: TK at August 13, 2007 10:23 PM

I love the collegehumor guys shooting videos at work, but yeah that bathroom vid was kind of dumb

Posted by: Apricots at August 13, 2007 10:37 PM