August 13, 2007 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | August 13, 2007 |


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Merv kicked the bucket. I'd like to think right now he's sitting on a stage made of clouds interviewing Anna Nicole and Jesus. (cityrag)

I'd also avoid eating at certain fast-food establishments if you have allergies to saliva and/or rat droppings. (QuizLaw)

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out! (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Contrary to last week's reports, Amy Winehouse didn't actually so much make it to rehab. On the plus side? Amy Winehouse's drug habit singlehandedly keeps most of London's drugs off the streets. (Agent Bedhead)

Q: What do you get when you cross a fruit cup with canned fish? A: Pure, unadulterated evil. (The Impulsive Buy)

Well, this is mildly terrifying -- NYC's infrastructure might be weaker than the plot of Rush Hour 3. (Metadish)

Geeesh! I know there's a filthy joke in here about a ginormous blind person reading braille but it's just not coming to me. (Girl Named Boo)

These photos of the Jolie-Pitt entourage damn near warm the cockles of my shriveled, cold little heart. Regularly scheduled Jolie-Pitt jokes will resume tomorrow. (Celebslam)

Today's clip, admittedly, is kinda dumb -- but I had to give it some love just for the guy who didn't feel like getting up from his desk. Who among us hasn't felt that way at some point?

Pajiba Love | August 13, 2007 | Comments ()



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