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There have been some pretty seriously allegations floating around about the Dark Knight being cursed, so here are some other cursed films including one that was never even made, which Jack Black should stay far the hell away from. (Cracked)

Whatever Dustin. Dunno 'bout you guys, but I much prefer sensitive, emo Jake Gyllenhaal to burly, bearded Jake Gyllenhaal. Mini-div, anyone? (WIMB)

Dan and his roommate started their own alt-country band, so check 'em out... And if you happen to be in the L.A. area, I have it on good authority that they're in the market for groupies. And Dan's a cuddler. (SlowlyGoingBald)

Blaming John Edwards' affair for the demise of Hillary Clinton's campaign takes some brass ones. You can make your own "Hillary Clinton Brass Ones" joke here. (QuizLaw)

The guy who played "Haziz" in The 40 Year Old Virgin went all greyhound on his girlfriend. (Celebslam)

Although I don't quite have crippling acrophobia, the description to this movie alone is making my heart do a bellyflop into my stomach. (ASWOBA)

And the picture with the longest title award goes to...? (Film Experience)

I hardly ever get a chance to link to any Keri Russell stories, so even though you guys are probably going to bitch about this here you go anyway. Nyah! (Popoholic)

Why you won't be seeing any "Wyno Watermelon" or "Fully Baked" in your grocers freezer anytime soon. (Yeeeah!)

This is way cool... This artist takes pop culture figures and Simpsonizes them, from Lion-O to Marty McFly. (Via DBJ) (SpringfieldPunx)

Ever wondered what you would look like as an M&M? Oh. You haven't? Well, it's a slow news day, so here's an entertaining way to kill ten minutes. (M&Ms.com)

Think modern hip-hop couldn't get any more redundant if it tried? Well this guy makes a decent effort, but I mostly like him because he dances like Bruce McCullough.

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