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If I Had a Dick, This Is Where I'd Tell You to Suck It

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | July 8, 2010 |


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Betty White is launching a beefcake calendar with all the proceeds going to The Morris Animal Foundation. You know what? I don't even care how much it costs; I'm just gonna mail Betty White my credit card and she can just take however much she wants out of it. (popbytes)

So Rich over at FourFour put together a new edition of the "I'm Not Here to Make Friends" video, and IT. IS. AWESOME. (FourFour)

You can now add "Latinos" to the list of people Mel Gibson hates, right under gays, Jews, blacks, women, and pretty much everyone who does not look or think exactly like Mel Gibson. (Dlisted)

For those of you worried about Lindsay spending too much time in jail, well good news! Chances are she'll be spending a little over a week there. (Celebitchy)

Just in case news of Patton Oswalt joining the cast of the next Harold and Kumar movie didn't raise your hopes high enough, Danny fucking Trejo is going to be in it. Funny; why does my wallet suddenly feel $10 lighter? (Screen Junkies)

I know one of these pops up once every six months or so, but that doesn't mean I love it any less: Here's a look at a fresh batch of celebrities who look like Muppets. (Unreality)

I know there's a pretty nice portion of you guys who love video games, and another chunk of you who likes sarcasm delivered in a fast-paced accent, so here's Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviewing "No More Heroes 2". (Zero Punctuation)

I'd like to thank Associated Press for inadvertently summarizing my entire life into a hilariously euphemistic headline. (Towleroad)

And now, the cutest picture of Marines rescuing adorable little kittens you will see all day. (Cute Overload)

Quick question you guys, but does a picture of Kesha holding her boobs and covered in fellow-jello count as a celebrity link or a gross-out link? (Yeeeah!)

Remember all those shows you used to love that got canceled way too early? Well here's a love song dedicated to all of them. Yes, even that one.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin', and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his sorta-NSFW blog here, or email him here.



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