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Bill O'Reilly may have gotten secondhand syphilis from Flavor Flav. So, OK. I'm embellishing, but it's still hilarium. (WIMB)
You can't just kill an IRS agent! Don't you know, for every tax man who eats it, another two will grow in his place? (QuizLaw)
Following yesterday's chat with Seth Rogen, today we have an interview with James Franco, who says he doesn't want to do movies like Annapolis anymore. Halle-fucking-lujah. (LA Times)
The federal investigation into Heath Ledger's death is officially closed, and Mary Kate is off the hook. Until she starts getting anonymous notes which read "I know what you did last summer," anyway. (IDLYITW)
Charlize Theron turns 33rd today. Damn, can you believe she's only 33? I mean, not that she looks old or anything. OK, just shut up now. (Film Experience)
John Edwards might have a secret child out there, so says The National Enquirer. Yup, the upcoming election is officially turning to schadenfreude. (Evil Beet)
Did anyone ever stop to consider that internet trolls might not just be crazy losers -- but crazy evil losers? I'm looking at you, "Ben." (HuffPo)
Something tells me that the Shia Labeof's pinky finger or lack thereof isn't going to have much of an effect on Transformers sucking. (The Blemish)
Scarlett Johansson acts like tongue-kissing Javier Bardem was no big deal. Because I don't have enough reasons to be annoyed with her lately. (Popoholic)
The Weinermobile and its six marketing vehicle inbred cousins. (mental floss)
OMG! Anyone remember the old video game "Burger Time?" I loved that stupid game. (Serious Eats)
After the jump, Triumph the Comic Insult Dog vs. ComicCon nerds.
Pajiba Love | August 7, 2008 | Comments ()