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I started my day cleaning up dog vomit, so it seems only natural that this is where the progression of things are going — with news of the Backstreet Boys and (possibly) Guns N’ Roses reuniting. (Celebitchy)

What a fantastic idea: let’s just start banning all the words we don’t like! Utopian society — here we come! (NY Times)

Hmm… Or better yet, maybe we can ban certain people from ever speaking altogether. (QuizLaw)

I Know Who Killed Me — if for no other reason — is worth watching for the unintentional hilarity of Lohan’s dropping of the F-Bomb. (FourFour)

The latest in fun and fashionable anatomically correct underpants — the ovaries look like happy little strawberries. (Feministing)

Because nothing says “reputable, established religion” like “38th Anniversary Gala.” (IDLYITW)

Since I have it on good authority that a fair number of Pajibans are tattooed, I think you’ll find Alex the Odd’s vehement defense of the medium heartening. (Circular Logic)

Continuing the theme of “raping of childhood memories porn” — here is the exclusive trailer for the upcoming Rainbow Brite: The Movie, after the jump!

Pajiba Love | August 7, 2007 | Comments (28)


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Dodd vs. O'Reilly: Verbal Bitch Slap Round 1.

But who won? I guess it depends on your point of view. Personally I could care less. As far as I'm concerned, both of these asswipes should be banned from speaking ever again.

Posted by: RAT at August 7, 2007 1:25 PM

I am so glad that was not what I was thinking it might have been. Damn Hollywood for making me feel fear about the mere thought of this happening. I still have the cartoons on VHS tape at home. I love Rainbow Brite.

Who would play Rainbow Brite?

Posted by: Melody at August 7, 2007 1:39 PM

We're banning words now? In NYC? Maybe I have a hard time understanding this because I live in the geographical center of the country. 'Round these parts we's keep our little ones from dancin' and the like. Cussin's still okay. If'n I couldn't call my momma bitch she'd never now I was talkin' at her!

Posted by: X at August 7, 2007 1:45 PM

Hey don't forget about the Van Halen reunion! And my personal favorite - Mission: Mand Band. (Pajiba spam filter won't let me post a link, but just enter that on YouTube to experience the delight.) This was one of those 3am, surely I must be hallucinating finds. Love the uber-drama.

Posted by: Busy Lady at August 7, 2007 2:11 PM

Damn it! That should have been "Mission: Man Band". Carry on.

Posted by: Busy Lady at August 7, 2007 2:13 PM

Joel McHale has better legs than I do. Thank god that trailer was a joke.

Posted by: Hypothetically... at August 7, 2007 2:48 PM

Jesus, it looks like Axl Rose is using Milli Vanilli's barber.

It also looks like he ate the rest of Guns & Roses.

Posted by: TK at August 7, 2007 3:53 PM

Oh, and as far as banning words in NYC goes?

Bitch, please.

Posted by: TK at August 7, 2007 3:56 PM

Awesome trailer, thanks. Well, thank God it was a joke.

Posted by: Gaby at August 7, 2007 4:12 PM

i love the soup. think what you want, but i laugh harder with it than with the office.

Posted by: sol at August 7, 2007 5:04 PM

Oh my god, I got me some Pajiba love!

I feel completely validated for not working today.

If there was a single Scientologist who wasn't glassy eyed and slightly... stretched looking I would feel slightly more inclined to listen to them. Of course slightly more inclined than not inclined at all is still pretty much "Get the hell off my lawn, you freaks" but as they say: every little helps.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 7, 2007 6:19 PM

I would rather see the Rainbow Brite movie than the trailer for Bratz or Underdog again.

Alex the Odd, congrats on being loved by the great Pajiba. I may be coming to you for ink advice, seeing as I have been in love with tattoos since I was about 7 but have yet to get one. That's right- it's fear compounded by laziness, served over steaming hot college bills, that's keeping me away.

Posted by: Hannah at August 7, 2007 6:43 PM

You *completely* freaked me out with the Rainbow Brite. I clutched my head and said "no, no, no, no!" over and over again as it loaded, and was so relieved to see 'The Soup' logo that I was only slightly freaked out by Joel McHale.

Oh man, I bet you they'll make a RB movie soon. That's a terrifying thought.

Posted by: Figgy at August 7, 2007 7:04 PM

The Soup has always been 10 times better than BWE, if only for the fact that it doesn't overload you with those stupid graphics and crappy music. Plus, their announcer sound way sexier that BWE's. Joel's willingness to totally humiliate himself is just icing on the cake. And who else can get the very people they mocked to come on the show?

Welcome to the fold, Alex. Be careful though. Pajiba Love is a fickle bit-....uh, mistress.

And by the way, first you have a tattoo, then you wear glasses, and now you want to chase Scientologists off your lawn. Looks like somebody is angling to be the next Hottie in my Book....

Posted by: Vermillion at August 7, 2007 7:50 PM

P.S. TK is only hating on Axl Rose because he wishes Axl had a starchy collar and an English accent to make the girls swoon. A white stallion wouldn't hurt either.

Kat truly deserves a manlier man than you.

Oh, yes. I went there.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 7, 2007 8:17 PM

Having successfully destroyed the second amendment NYC is now going after the first. First they banned nigger and now they're trying to ban bitch but completely skipped over cunt, what's up with that? I hope they make them bleep the movies in the theaters or better yet ban the movie all together like Boston used to. They won't be able to show another American or British gangster film now. Somebody tell Joseph Conrad The Nigger of Narcisus, has been banned in NYC.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at August 7, 2007 10:13 PM

I especially liked the homge to the 2 minute version of the Big Lebowsky at the end of the Lohan video. That review was classic.

You can always watch it and say "It could be worse"

Posted by: Brian at August 7, 2007 11:21 PM

I was honestly astonished by the so-called uterundies. Since when must body parts be displayed so boldly on clothing? What's next--a bra with nipples painted on? Penis panties?

Posted by: bonnie at August 8, 2007 12:12 AM

"And by the way, first you have a tattoo, then you wear glasses, and now you want to chase Scientologists off your lawn. Looks like somebody is angling to be the next Hottie in my Book.... "

You've seen right through me Vermillion ;)

Amen on the college bills Hannah, I just put in for a promotion and pretty much my sole reason for doing so is so that I can afford to start my next piece before Christmas. I'm sick, I know.

I had nightmares last night, apparently now my dreams are haunted by a man in drag riding a mystical rainbow pony. I blame Pajiba entirely.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 8, 2007 4:34 AM

Vermillion! I am so not a fickle bitch! I feature you all the time, you little such and such.

But I have to agree with you about The Soup. Joel McHale is the best. And BWE has been increasingly grating, especially with the new "Sizzler" shit they have going on.

Posted by: litelysalted at August 8, 2007 9:39 AM

Oh, crap.

LS, I am so sorry! I didn't think it could be taken that way! I wasn't talking about you! I meant the site and stuff, like how TK calls his blog a whore. You should know I only have love for you! Well, platonic, don't-need-Mr-Salted-coming-after-me love, but love still the same.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 8, 2007 10:33 AM

Vermillion - you are seriously starting to damage my calm, son. I've read your blog. I know your secrets. I'm trying to turn the other cheek, but...

Posted by: TK at August 8, 2007 10:46 AM

O'Reilly yet another person who thinks conversing inteligently means Constantly interupting and talking louder than the other person, while dening everything. He is from the same hellbeast that spawned Ann Coulter ("$"#$&%$/%$#/"Q/(#"/$%&)
sorry had to cencor myself ther just the Thought of........AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
And ther are people that think O'Reilly is a serius reporter, a whole bunch of people think he is a serius reporter.(had to write that twice) Just typing that makes me fear the future.

P.s. I hope Im not the only one who thinks that LaLohan cant realy pull of the whole F bombing, it just sounds like a 12 year old acting tough, thinking "ye Meze Cussing, IZ a grown ups." ( and aparantly Jar jar Binks)

Posted by: 13thDuke at August 8, 2007 11:01 AM

TK: Come on now. Telling us that little tidbit about you and then demanding that we don't ever mention it again is just like Beyonce telling that crowd not to post her falling on her face on YouTube: pointless and a bit mockworthy. I mean, by saying that, you only made me want to do it even more. It's human nature.

But, out of respect, I will TRY to refrain from any more jabs. Well, at least where you can see.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 8, 2007 11:21 AM

I wasn't really serious. I'm thicker skinned than that. It's one of the things that Kat finds so appealing.

Anyway, off to the ren-faire.

Posted by: TK at August 8, 2007 12:09 PM

Oh, okay. Glad to hear it. And Kat will be happy too, as soon as she and her friend Rodene finish their latest pillow fight. She insisted I tape them for some reason, something about a little surprise at the end.

And I think i may have accidentally given you some ammo with today's post.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 8, 2007 12:29 PM

Vermillion I am Pajiba Love, and don't you forget it. ;)

Posted by: litelysalted at August 8, 2007 12:43 PM

And BWE has been increasingly grating, especially with the new "Sizzler" shit they have going on.

Hey there, missy. I love The Sizzler. It's so goofy.

Posted by: Bianca Reagan at August 8, 2007 3:00 PM