Down With "Fraggle Rock"
With Julie & Julia hitting theaters, here are ten television chefs who also deserve their own movie. (Spout)
Even though he didn't get jail time, the judge in Chris Brown's assault trial is postponing sentencing until she gets it in writing that he'll be doing hard labor in lieu of regular old community service. Haw haw! (Webster's)
Oh. My. GOD. Rita's Water Ice has a brand new Swedish Fish flavor of water ice. I need to make this happen, like ASAP. (Impulsive Buy)
Paris Hilton is going to be guest starring on an episode of "Supernatural" this season? I don't like this. No sir, not one bit. (Bloody Disgusting)
Today is "Least Surprising News Ever" news, Dr. Phil allegedly had a history of sexual abuse. Gross. (Celebitchy)
Gwyneth Paltrow is starting to reach a Heigl-esque level of fever pitch hatred around here, but I can't help pointing out when she does something like, say, refer to photographers at a charity event as "roaches." (Agent Bedhead)
Charlyne Yi and Jake Johnson talk about Paper Heart. I don't care how fake she's claiming their relationship to be now, I remember hearing about them dating a couple years back, so there. (AV Club)
Sookie and Bill from "True Blood" are getting married in real life. This is almost definitely a good idea. (DListed)
A few brave men decided to go ahead and put together this list of "25 Rules for the Modern Woman." Ladies? Want to likewise go ahead and come up with some rules for the modern man in the comment section? (YBNBY)
Susan Boyle got a fancy makeover for Harper's Bazaar magazine. Really? Still, with this woman? (Yeeeah!)
This is the BEST THING. Zooey Dechanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt made this bank heist homage video to Zooey's "Why Do You Let Me Stay Here," directed by 500 Days of Summer's Marc Webb. It will give you the squisheys. Thanks to Mook for first bringing this to my attention!
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