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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | August 5, 2008 |


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NO! No, goddammit. I don't care how many stupid fashonista twats too young to remember 1989 try to tell me tight-rolling your jeans is back in. There is no fucking way I am ever going down that road again do you understand? (LA Times)

Happy thoughts, happy thoughts... Oh, the mental image of NPH and Dustin doing it on a bearskin rug? That works. (WIMB)

22% of Americans believe that states should be able to peacefully secede from the union, which would basically make us the trashy version of Western Europe. (QuizLaw)

Oh, and speaking of fashion trends I will never get on board with: Scarlett Johannson unwisely matches her lipstick to her dress, with fugly results. (Popoholic)

Life as an Iraqi teenager is surprisingly not as depressing as you'd think. Did I say depressing? I meant overtly heterosexual. (FourFour)

Hey, if you don't like the pancakes produced from "Batter in a Can," on the upside you can always get high huffing the can. It's win-win! (TIB)

Mary Kate Olsen wants immunity before she'll help authorities figure out what resulted in the tragic death of Heath Ledger, but unfortunately they don't offer immunity from getting rocks thrown at you by everyone who thinks you're an evil bitch who helped kill Heath Ledger. (IDLYITW)

Here's a list of the best pipes ever to scream bloody fucking murder. (Film Experience)

Awwww. Pictures of Balthazar Getty with Milla Jovovich in the July 1989 issue of Seventeen are so darn cute you'll almost forget about the pictures of him publicly groping Sienna Miller's bazooms. (Agent Bedhead)

Morgan Freeman's wrecked car, not for the faint of heart. Seatbelts kick ass, indeed. (Celebslam)

Years ago, there was a "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" animated series in the making, which sadly, never took off for whatever reason. Well, for what it's worth, we finally get to taste what could have been, after the jump.

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