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Pajiba Love 08/01/08 | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People

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Scuze me while I dance a Friday jig of gloatibration! Tom Cruise is getting sued everybody! Huzzah! (IDLYITW)

Alicia Silverstone pops her head out of obscurity to look like a total scrub before going inevitably back to obscurity. (WIMB)

Crazy old man Ron Paul remembers how back in his day, they didn’t even have toys — kids just played with actual hunks of pure lead. (Liberal Avenger)

Oh, I kid, I kid, resident Libertarians poised to give me shit. Anyway, we all know the real evil here is still Captain Shriveled Dick. (QuizLaw)

Hancock film marquees continue to provide unintentional hilarity. (AgentBedhead)

A few of you sent me a head’s up about the crazy Greyhound bus killing. For once I’m at a loss of words; this is straight up out of a horror movie right here. (Salon)

Gack. And on that note, “flesh” Crayons and other colors which have been fired over the years. (mental floss)

Robin Williams estranged wife has dirty secrets on him. Oh, please please please please God, make this divorce messy! (Celebitchy)

Here is an idea worthy of our own resident Boozehound. (SeriousEats)

The influences and influencees (?) for The Strangers in 1998’s Dark City are some of my favorite large and small screen villains. (Film Experience)

Maybe yesterday’s mystery animal, which garnered a fair amount of nay-saying, was really just a failed experiment for a new Mariah Carey video. (Animal Review)

Amanda Bynes goes for a jog. Seriously, this is kind of a slow news day. (Popoholic)

Yikes. I would not feed any of this to my dogs. (GalleryoftheAbsurd)

Really, Clander? No updates in how long and you’re going to start off with Facebook?! Alright, it’s pretty funny to compare myspace to Detroit. I’ll give him that. (SWPL)

Hey guys, in lieu of our usual clip, we’re starting a new feature today. In partnership with the new free, independent film-viewing site SnagFilms, I’m going to start actually sticking movies in your PL on Fridays. How does that sound? Our first feature, Red Without Blue is waiting for you after the jump.

Pajiba Love | August 1, 2008 | Comments (18)

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Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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regarding Mr. Mapother:

TCLTC.

thinks it's cool.

Posted by: Old Iguana at August 1, 2008 4:07 PM

Ack! I saw "flesh crayons" and thought it was another "flesh cheetos" site.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 1, 2008 4:18 PM

Ack! I saw "flesh crayons" and thought it was another "flesh cheetos" site.

And there went my lunch. Thanks.


Amanda Bynes is always relevant. There, I said it. Slapstick funny and hot make for a very relevant combination.

Oh Alicia...how I miss the days of Clueless and Blast From the Past. You were on my 5 Freebies list then. Don't get me wrong...I'd still lay you down in the grass and rekindle that magic with some very sensual massages...but I might not call you afterwards now. You understand, right baby?

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at August 1, 2008 4:27 PM

I saw that bus. I was driving back to Winnipeg (where I live) from Regina, and we saw the bus and the police car. We had to detour around that section of highway.

I remember wondering what had happened and then, of course, later on I found out. Pretty nightmarish. Apparently the victim had been working at Klondike Days in Edmonton (a fair, owned by the North American Midway Entertainment company).

...as had I. I didn't know him, but the fact that I might've is creepy.

Posted by: Dorian at August 1, 2008 4:57 PM

I must admit that on several occasions I've had to catch a Greyhound bus or two due to the fact that my luggage would not hold up to airport scrutiny. But my point is this, it ain't a motherfucker on planet earth that can beat my ass and cut my motherfucking head off, all on the same bus.

Posted by: Pookie at August 1, 2008 6:03 PM

Aww c'mon, Detroit gets a bad enough rap without getting compared to MySpace. *reads article* Hehe, it's funny cause it's true.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 1, 2008 7:16 PM

That cocktail mixing machine is the most superfluous yet intricate and cool looking thing I've seen today. Possibly even this week.

But reminds me of that Family Guy when Peter set up that Pee Wee contraption and got shot in the arm. Similar to the episode where he took his retribution money and turned the living room into Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Mekalekahimeka-my God I hate you so much.

Posted by: Kash at August 1, 2008 7:47 PM

That sick fucker is from Edmonton too, we need to borrow Batman for a while.

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at August 1, 2008 8:03 PM

Thanks for posting the movie, Lady. I absolutely loved it. ^_^

Posted by: brenia at August 1, 2008 8:48 PM

Did you seriously say that you got a "head's up" about the Canadian bus killing? Where the guy got DECAPITATED?

Intentional or not, I think I love you.

Posted by: Geetch at August 1, 2008 11:42 PM

Awesome idea guys, im actually really psyched that you finally realized the obvious of a movie site. keep em comin

Posted by: MAx at August 1, 2008 11:45 PM

There goes that goddamn blog proving to me just how white I really am. Again. (Some entries have hit too close to home.)

I started off on myspace. Found a few friends. Then found a few more. And started noticing just how....unsavory the neighborhood was. Especially when I found an ex-boyfriend from high school who appears to have three teeth left, a heavy meth habit, and a prediliction for calling everyone "n***er." He's also apparently only functionally literate now, despite being college-bound 20 years ago. And what is with everyone having a liquor-based or stripping-based background and theme?

I moved to facebook. I found WAYYYYY more people I knew there. So I stayed. God. In real life, I insist on living in a really diverse area and I don't give a shit if they DO put in a check-cashing place down the street, I'm staying. But intertubally, apparently, I'm extremely white girl.

Sigh.

Posted by: Anastasia at August 2, 2008 6:47 PM

Geetch, your sense of irony is awesome.

But seriously, Stacey, a man is the victim of a psychotic stabbing attack, beheaded, and then dismembered on a greyhound bus and you say it's a slow news day? Godtopus, what does it take you to get excited? Introverted cannibals serving congealed brains as jelly on man-toast to unsuspecting diner patrons? Ew, I grossed myself out.

Posted by: Jaci at August 2, 2008 10:27 PM

....talking about getting medieval on a motherfucker.

Posted by: Pookie at August 2, 2008 10:53 PM

Dorian, that is creepy. A couple of years ago I transferred to a different store for a week because they had most of their employees taking sickies. Anyway, when I finished my week there, I went back to my regular store, but there was this huge news story about a murder at the other store. One of the people I had met that worked there, had killed a little girl in the shopping centre. Too fucking creepy and sick.

I should probably distract myself from that. I thought maybe there would have been a mention about how the Saint Brangelina twins are getting a 30 page spread. For a 30 pages of photos, I want pictures of the conception and race wars in the kitchen....


Or not.

Posted by: Bakers_dozen at August 3, 2008 1:02 AM

Cruise is still the best actor out there. Got my Top Gun Blu-Ray today and its worth it.
So far I got Blu-Ray on Black Hawk Down and Last Samurai. Cant wait for Transformers.

Posted by: Bobby at August 3, 2008 1:20 AM

I'm probably being a little overly sensitive about all the comments about the greyhound decapitation but since I'm from Winnipeg, 22 years old (like the victim) and used to take that exact same bus route between Brandon and Winnipeg regularly, I just dont think its funny or clever to make "heads up" jokes.

But yeah, anytime Batman wants to come to Canada I'm all for it.

Posted by: kayz at August 3, 2008 2:52 AM

Guys, did you hear Morgan Freeman has been in a serious car accident? Mind if I link this?
I love him. I hope he'll be okay.
http://www.celebitchy.com/13378/morgan_freeman_injured_in_car_crash/#comment-71331

Posted by: Loob at August 4, 2008 1:52 PM





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