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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 30, 2008 |



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Following the tremendous response for the need for some kind of Zombie Threat Level Advisory System, our own Sarina has taken it upon herself to start a website dedicated to keeping us informed. (ZombieForecast)

In the longstanding dispute as to who popularized the trucker hat, there are no winners -- only douchebags who need a the shit kicked out of them. (WIMB)

Texting-related deaths? A serious societal problem or Darwinism at work? (QuizLaw)

Who wants to win a Lost Boys 2: The Tribe DVD? Really? Nobody? Not a single one of you? Oh, look! A tumbleweed! (Film Experience)

Kate Hudson and old One Nut McGee are calling it quits. (Yeeeah!)

Propaganda it ain't: HBO's "Generation Kill" goes beyond the patriotic feel-goodery and anti-war sermoning. (wweek)

Holy crap. Did Madonna actually ghost-write her own expose? Maybe Scientology isn't the crazy, manipulative religion we all need to be watching out for. (IDLYITW)

Thanks to reader jbag, it's a shame we already have a mascot here at Pajiba, because otherwise this little fella would have been perfect. (BBC)

And thanks to reader TWOP Fan, what would God hate more? The fact that one of His shepherds wanted "adult toy personal entertainment devices" in the first place or the fact that he stole them? (Shakesville)

Here's a hypothetical question: If a vegan got liposuction and used his own lard to bake a cake, would he be allowed to eat it? (WIMB)

The girls of "The Girls Next Door" make their relationship work by actively avoiding each other, as well as sex with the old guy, I presume. (Celebitchy)

Awww, how sad. Bennigans, the American cultural landmark eatery, is closing it's doors for good. Now you'll just have to resort to Applebees, Chilis, and Ruby Tuesdays to get your platters of lard covered in Jack Daniels sauce. (Galley Slaves)

After all the drinking and multitasking I do on a regular basis, I really don't think I want to know how old my brain is. But you guys knock yourselves out. (mental floss)

Here is a somewhat old, albeit valid reason why Kristen Bell was most definitely worthy of a coveted spot on our most bangable list, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | July 30, 2008 | Comments ()



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