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I'd Rather Watch My Parents Doing It

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 29, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 29, 2009 |


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Oh. My. God. GROSS. Apparently in Funny People, there is an Adam Sandler sex scene. Vomitous retchimus. In honor of that, here are ten actors who should never, ever do sex scenes. Ever. (Spout)

Since the abhorrent "More to Love" premiered last night, here are ten tasteless reality shows. You know, basically the sort of thing I live for. (Screen Junkies)

Courtney Love is bitching about the new wave of rocker grrrls ripping off her style. Guess it's pretty convenient that she forgot about that whole Sid and Nancy thing. (Webster's)

Here's a six-pack of respectable movies adapted from television shows. You can begin whining now that the writer left out Serenity, but since he's my roommate I'll make sure to kick him in the nuts for you. (PW)

Misogynistic asshole Dov Charney thinks that people aren't shopping at American Apparel stores because the salesgirls are too fat, not because of that whole "crippling recession" thing. (Zelda Lily)

Hold onto your monocles, for it turns out the marriage of Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson might not be infallible after all. In fact, it might actually be totally fallible. (Yeeeah!)

How well do you know your Apatow? Oh, fuck you, Apatow. I'm still pissed about the Adam Sandler naked sex thing. (Rope of Silicon)

Cameron Diaz spoke on a panel at Comic-Con for her upcoming Richard Kelly film, The Box, and inadvertently gave away the ending. Well, no one ever accused her of being the smartest Charlie's Angel. (Agent Bedhead)

Second Pass contributor Charlene Bauer (no relation to Jack Bauer) is celebrating the release of her first novel today. So like, go check it out and stuff. (Second Pass)

Either Hilary Duff has been on a steady diet of air sandwiches or somebody got a little overzealous with the Photoshop gun. (Popoholic)

The new promotional photos for the upcoming season of "Mad Men" are chock full of spoilers. Well ... Sort of. (Jezebel)

One of our readers, Lucas, got bent over and screwed hard by shitty bank fees. This isn't normally the sort of topic I'd post on, but I thought some of you out there might help him commiserate by sharing your own tales of woe. (Shieldship)

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