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The boss is still kicking ass and taking names at 25 years young. (ASWOBA)

More ridic: Miley Cyrus as the new face of Lifestyles condoms? (WIMB) Or someone actually saying that Dane Cook is George Carlin’s successor? Aw hell, like you need to answer that. (WIMB)

I think the whole painting your face as joker thing is starting to get tired. (QuizLaw)

Big sloppy kisses of congratulations to our friends Chez and Jayne who welcomed their adorable baby girl into the world this morning. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

If you missed your chance to watch “Dr. Horrible” online and are too cheap to pay for it — it seems to be available again for a (possibly) limited time! (Hulu)

Here’s a bootleg trailer for the new Friday The 13th from ComicCon. Hmm… It seems to be missing something if you ask me. *cough* Padalecki *cough* (Popoholic)

Outcool everyone you know with century-old vintage denim. (YBNBY)

A list of the most ridiculously unfair kids game shows, yet no “Double Dare?” How is this possible? Had they seen the giant PB&J Sandwich? (Cracked)

What’s better than a big, giant 96oz refill of soap in an attractive container which can be reused (one of the less common 3 R’s) as a vase or drum? (TIB)

Tom Cruise continues his rapid ascension failure at life, while the anti-Cruise movement only picks up speed. (AgentBedhead)

The pictorial response to the question “Would you wear something designed by a cast member of ‘The Hills?’” (Celebslam)

In these trying and uncertain times we live in, it never hurts to have a Zombie Threat Level Advisory System. (Unscheduled)

How cool is this? Giant sushi made out of Legos, realistic enough that it actually makes me kinda crave sushi. (Robotzilla)

Thanks to Eric D., Batman learns to enunciate, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | July 29, 2008 | Comments (20)

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Comments

after about 10 viewings that still cracks me up.

Posted by: EricD at July 29, 2008 3:38 PM

My inner proofreader rises up and asks if you mean enunciate?

Posted by: Sharon at July 29, 2008 3:48 PM

um...stace...enunciate - to utter or pronounce? or annunciate - to announce? hehe.

Posted by: jbag at July 29, 2008 3:49 PM

YAY - nothin better than free dr horrible to get me through the last hour of work

thank you pajiba, thank you!

Posted by: mswas at July 29, 2008 4:06 PM

Oh, that Batman video was golden. And WORD to the lack o' 'lecki, yo. I only take my mass murders with a heaping side of man-pretty.

Posted by: Incendiary Catwoman at July 29, 2008 4:22 PM

Aww,congratulations to Chez and Jayne! (Looking mighty fab after delivering that adorable little bundle o' joy there, lady!)

Posted by: MO(meaux) at July 29, 2008 4:22 PM

Anyone else feel an intense need to fix fake Joker's scars in that clip? No? Just me?

Posted by: Kolby at July 29, 2008 4:26 PM

And congrats to the new parents! Inara Grace is a lovely name.

Posted by: Kolby at July 29, 2008 4:28 PM

I only take my mass murders with a heaping side of man-pretty.

Hee!! And word to Chez's baby, she's too cute.

Posted by: Julie at July 29, 2008 4:29 PM

If you guys knew the full extent of what an idiot I really am, you'd be applauding the fact that I don't make these kinds of errors more often!

Posted by: Stacey at July 29, 2008 4:51 PM

Anyone else get the impression that the Chez family watches entirely too much Firefly? No? Well congrats, new family, I wish you all the Serenity (see what I did there? serenity...like the ship in firefly...because of Jayne and Inara...who were...oh stop judging!)in the world.

That batman clip almost killed me. Literally. I was laughing so hard I could breathe for a few seconds. I thought I was going to die, so...that's attempted murder, Stacey! You don't happen to have a phD in Horribleness, do you?

Posted by: Joker at July 29, 2008 5:13 PM

*couldn't. Fuck's sake...I'm going to bed.

Posted by: Joker at July 29, 2008 5:14 PM

So, would the threat level in suburban Mass always be red? Is there a no-fly zone over TK's house? Does anyone monitor TK's outbursts on Pjaiba to decide what to set the level at each day? I have so many questions.

Posted by: PaddyDog at July 29, 2008 8:00 PM

Paddy, please keep in mind that the threat level is only red/severe when the zombies are rampaging. And I only use them when I'm annoyed or angry.

So, you know, yeah. Pretty much red all the time.

Posted by: TK at July 29, 2008 9:16 PM

Oh, thank GODTOPUS that you posted that Dr. Horrible clip. My stupid ass didn't watch it when it was free. I'm still singing "Man's Got to Do" in my head.

NPH, for once, looked sexier than Fillion. That was a first. And I totally have the same hair color as Penny.

Posted by: Jaci at July 29, 2008 10:20 PM

Tom Cruise can fly its the tabloids that are high.
Tropic Thunder only shows Cruise has it all as in happy family,successful career and runs a studio.

Posted by: Reese at July 30, 2008 12:17 AM

where's the Wolverine trailer? IMDB forums has it and stop giving PR to all this piece of crap bloggers.

Posted by: socom at July 30, 2008 1:51 AM

Oh, lookie. The subliterate moron brigade is here.

Swell.

Posted by: I Love Beets at July 30, 2008 8:32 AM

Thanks for the heads-up re: Dr. Horrible being available again for essentially free (one 15-second commercial was totally worth it)! I loved it. I'm also glad I had fair warning from someone on this site that, in classic Whedon form, the ending was not a happy one.

I am now crushed out on NPH and a bit skeeved out by Nathan Fillion. What can I say, I'm easily influenced by character that way. I'm glad I saw Firefly after Buffy season 7. Oh, and whomever commented on NF being too bulked up, I'm right there with you. I liked him better lankier...

Posted by: tamatha at July 30, 2008 10:27 AM

Thank you, thank you for the extra Dr. Horrible viewings. I can't get the songs out of my head.

And hey, you're supposed to get a crush on Dr. Horrible and be grossed out by Capt. Hammer. Hammer is supposed to be too bulked up. Don't take it against NF personally.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 30, 2008 11:48 AM



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