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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 28, 2008 |


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It's like Hannibal Lecter's first brush with the law all over again. (QuizLaw)

Britney Spears might be making her serious film actress debut starring in a movie about a woman who was brutally raped and murdered. Ummm... Where's the punchline? No really, somebody help me out here. (WIMB)

Shia LeBeouf is gradually making his transformation into "Boy Lindsay Lohan." (The Blemish)

Bits and pieces: what do Wendy's, John McCain, Elizabeth Berkley and Sarah Jessica Parker have in common? (Deus Ex Malcontent)

So is it just like a faux paus these days for a celebrity couple to not have twins? I can just see them snickering: "Did you hear so and so is only having one baby?" Yeah, she conceived by sex with her husband. So passe! (Celebitchy)

Some pros and cons of having the first ever superhero film as an Academy Award Best Picture. (Film Experience)

David Lynch, I fucking love you. Not your movies particularly, but you? Are an all-around awesome dude. Which would be a compliment except that I think I just used that exact same phrase to describe Jared Padalecki. (Serious Eats)

Songs named after women. I can already see the mini-div forming below. (MITM)

As a follow-up to the previously linked POV Horror Guide: here is "Put down the camera!" -- a montage. (FourFour)

Madonna, as always, is one step ahead of everyone fashion-wise. Her latest, chameleon-like transformation? The old hag who took plastic surgery too far. Well played, Madonna. (Yeeeah!)

"If you've never seen a tarsier (pronounced tar-see-a, from the French meaning 'a small animal called a tarsier') you're in for a real treat." I swear, I don't even have to come up with any cute or funny link captions when I link here. (AnimalReview)

Cold and lonely nights starting to make you somewhat nostalgic for Loser Patrol? Well snap the hell out of it! (MixTapeTherapy)

Thanks to Sarina, here is a hilarious viral marketing site. KY Jelly wants to know: are you British in bed? (AreYouBritishinBed)

At the risk of reliving my "I has a bucket" embarrassment from Friday (so maybe not everyone saw it five years ago, OK?!) Sarina also sent me this classic clip. Yes, it's old. Yes, you may have seen it before. But if you did? Shut up and enjoy it again.

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