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Albert Ellis — the psychotherapist who observed that human beings are “out of their fucking minds” has passed away at the age of 94. As a human being who proves him right on a daily basis, allow me to pay my respect. (A Special Way of Being Afraid)

See Diva. See Diva fall. Wheee! (Yeeeah!)

Vermillion’s guide to blogging decorum. Also, he’s revived the word “CHUD” and I kinda love him for that. (Vermillion’s Brain)

And this is exactly why you shouldn’t get into flame wars on the internet. (QuizLaw)

The cast of “The Simpsons” gets let out of their cages for The Simpsons Movie premiere. Damn, I don’t think I’ve seen Yeardley Smith since “Herman’s Head.” (Celebitchy)

John Cusack got a facelift. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to to pop in One Crazy Summer and a handful of Quaaludes. (Crazy Days and Nights)

Somebody needs to sit these little girls down with a copy of Maxed Out and a reality check. (Feministing)

Uh… I’m still too busy trying to process the fact that product called Penimax even exists to be able to comprehend this billboard for it. (Agent Bedhead)

Because clearly we have nothing better to do on the internet, here is a guy bathing his cat. Cute, right? (FourFour)

Show some love to site friend New Millennium Nigga, who just made his stand-up debut over the weekend — Part 1 of his act is after the jump!

Pajiba Love | July 25, 2007 | Comments (17)


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Not to be, well... it's just... what, exactly, is Pajiab? (top of the browser)

Fucking inmates running the asylum.

I mentioned this on Vermillion's site, but... is it acceptable if I call my blog a whore? Because she is.

Posted by: TK at July 25, 2007 4:38 PM

Holy pants-wetting, Litely! That cat-kissing vid just took all the bite out of Dustin's "rant" nemesis.

People who love and kiss their pets are ok by me, ultimately.

Posted by: Ranylt at July 25, 2007 4:43 PM

Eff!

The first rule of Pajiba is don't misspell Pajiba.

Dr. Evil has a soft side, no?

Posted by: litelysalted at July 25, 2007 4:46 PM

Oh, great. By fixing it, now I look like the crazy person.

All part of her evil plan, perhaps?

Hey, where is that sinister laughter coming from?

Posted by: TK at July 25, 2007 4:53 PM

My cousin and I used to name her Barbies after soap opera characters. Then we sent them on mystery cruises where each of the Barbies were found murdered one by one. Hanging from the curtain rod was a popular way to go. Another cousin and I threw Barbies at ceiling fans in hopes that it would hit a blade just right, sending her plastic head bouncing off the walls. No shopping there.

Probably the coolest part of The Simpsons red carpet? The pink sprinkle donuts. So jealous right now...

Posted by: J at July 25, 2007 4:59 PM

A Naval Officer driving 1300 miles to wail on some internet loudmouth now, THAT'S what I called commitment.

GO NAVY!!!!!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 25, 2007 4:59 PM

Aww. That cat looks so pissed. It's adorable.

Vermillion, you speak the truth about those cliches. But I can't promise that Fugly or Butterface won't slip into my vocabulary. Besides, "chud" has been out of use for years, but you brought it back. I'm keeping "fugly"!

Posted by: Brie at July 25, 2007 5:15 PM

VErmliono Ur carzy if U thnik im givingup fuglynerdhore69 as my chatrum hadnle

& dont tihnk u can thretin me seting my hizzee on fIR lik last tiem

dik

Posted by: socaltinbredczuzins at July 25, 2007 5:45 PM

aww, the cat on fourfour is winston! there's lots more winston where that video came from. he has a rather large fan base. gawker voted him the winner of the cutest pet owned by a blogger. hott.

Posted by: chickyonly at July 25, 2007 6:04 PM

Cutest pet owned by a blogger? Gah!

I'm gonna act like that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life -- even though deep down I'm just jealous that I didn't get to participate.

And TK, I don't have to make you look anything: You are a crazy person.

Posted by: litelysalted at July 25, 2007 7:25 PM

I'd say Kevin Smith resurrected CHUD in Clerks II, non?

Posted by: Sandra at July 25, 2007 7:41 PM

I think Homer resurrected the C.H.U.D. when he told his family about his eventful first trip to N.Y.C. '...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me'. I think he was going to a coat outlet in order to purchase a 'slightly irregular coat'. I had to include that purpose because it tickles me so much.

And Vermillion, love ya. But didn't you use the wrong form of 'its' in your screed about the sanctity of grammar and spelling?

Posted by: M at July 25, 2007 8:27 PM

Yes, I did get CHUD from Clerks II. So sorry to disappoint all. Unless enough time has passed that is can count as a resurrection now. And yes, I probably did use the wrong form of its. But since I acknowledged my suck, it is alright.

Fun fact: I really did spell "more" like that, it wasn't just a gag. I just kept it in every time I managed to mangle it.

TK, like I said, your blog is a whore only if you pay it to let you type on it.

You think people would take me more seriously, now that we know that nerds can track people down and have a real flame war. But alas, this is not the case. Oh well, looks like me and Google Earth are going to visit a Home Depot tonight....

Posted by: Vermillion at July 25, 2007 10:46 PM

where have i been? what's a CHUD? im familiar with the rest.

ps im very happy this Love came to my rescue. apparently they put the "Fall" on the news where my sister lives and she told me i had to check it out.. def didn't have to look very far.

And Vermillion, i'd be damn surprised if you took the initiative to get off your ass to firebomb anyone...ever. :)

Posted by: MAx at July 26, 2007 1:44 AM

"Somebody needs to sit these little girls down with a copy of Maxed Out and a reality check. (Feministing).

Thanks Pajiba! You have just allowed me to free-up some space in my Favourites basket.
Later.

Posted by: former reader at July 26, 2007 3:33 AM

Just you wait, MAx. I'm gonna...oooooh, Wil Wheaton's blog just got updated! I'll get you next time, MAx, next tiiiiiime!!!!

By they way, CHUD stands for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. There's also a mythical Slavic people by that name as well. Thanks, Wikipedia!

Posted by: Vermillion at July 26, 2007 6:48 AM

I'll send the copy of Maxed Out.

Posted by: Arianne at July 26, 2007 1:42 PM