Barth Has Left The Kitchen
Omigod omigod omigod omigod!!! The new season of "Dexter" looks UH-mazing. And you know how I loves me some Michael C. Hall. (Warming Glow)
If you didn't have enough reasons not to watch the Miss Universe Pageant, Heidi Montag is going to be singing at it. Actually, I might wanna see that. (Webster's)
This is the BEST THING. The year 1985 decided to look into the future to see what Michael Jackson would look like at age 40. I have to say, they were pretty close. (Mighty God King)
Here are ten (mostly geek) movies which were hits at Comic-Con only to bomb at the box office. (Spout)
Middling television actresses Lake Bell and Alexa Davalos decided to get naked, all artsy-fartsy style. Oh yeah. This will definitely help their careers. (Yeeeah!)
Check out this review of Ward Just's The Congressman Who Loved Flaubert and Other Washington Stories. (Second Pass)
Here are eight cartoon characters who were probably crazy with syphilis. (Holy Taco)
Gwyneth Paltrow released a cooking video through her GOOP website. Why doesn't she just quit acting and become Rich People's Martha Stewart already? (DListed)
The recession deal at Jack in the Box gets you a burger, fries, taco and soda all for under $3 bucks. Such a small price to pay for your dignity! (Impulsive Buy)
Oh, Mickey Rourke, you lovable, punchy drunk, you. (Agent Bedhead)
Judd Apatow responds to certain *ahem* allegations that Knocked Up sexist and Rogen couldn't pull in that caliber of tail. (Jezebel)
Apparently there is almost an endless supply of farting applications for the iPhone. Why didn't I know this yet? I have an iPhone and I'm horrendously immature. (mental floss)
Skitz sent me this clip yesterday, and it seriously freaked my shit out. I only made it 11 seconds of the way in. See if you can beat me:
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