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¡Yo Quiero No Moreo!

By Stacey Nosek | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (30)



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Gidget, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, has gone to doggie heaven at the ripe old age of 15. I’m going to honor her memory by pouring a some of a 44 oz. of Taco Bell exclusive Mountain Dew “Baja Blast” flavor on the curb. (Warming Glow)

If you haven’t seen this yet, it’s kind of the best thing ever. I think following the release of this clip “Eau de Ron Weasley” is going to be bottled and sold in Japan. (Yeeeah!)

Big Lebowksi fans: Check out this website devoted to Lebowksi, including their latest podcast on the Lebowski Fest. (The Lebowski Podcast)

OK, seriously now, whenever anyone says anything about the Gosselins I cover my ears and go “LALALALALA,” but that Jon dude is hanging out with Michael Lohan now. That guy is kind of the worst thing ever. (Webster’s)

I honestly never heard of Miles Fisher before, but his music video interpretation of American Psycho for his cover of the Talking Head’s “This Must be the Place” makes me an instant fan. (Agent Bedhead)

What if Grizzly Man was into wolves instead of bears? Well, he would probably be this guy. I have to admit the baby wolf makes me want to squee all over myself. (DListed)

This is awesome, a guy explains, in detail, the origins of your favorite video game characters like Link, Mario and Luigi. Thanks to Adere! (Back of the Cereal Box)

From what is undoubtedly going to be my new favorite website, I had no idea that retarded people had their own crafts. (Awful Library Books)

If you’re an orphan in a movie, it’s pretty much just assumed that you’re going to be screwed-up. That’s why I never trust orphans. (Spout)

Can you imagine if Gwyneth Paltrow was your significant other’s ex? The very thought alone makes me feel “punchy.” (Celebitchy)

Here’s a list of ten cult films you should know, and I’m actually quite surprised and ashamed to say I haven’t seen any of them. (Screen Junkies)

This Week in Fuck You: Self-designated Frat Party Kegtenders. How I hated those assholes who thought they were playing “beer god.” (KSK)

The Christian horror film is really just an untapped market waiting to explode, don’t you think? (Holy Taco)

Because I love these, here are more early television appearances by big stars. I totally remember when Quentin Tarantino was on “Golden Girls.” (mental floss)

I’d say these kids were like Pajibans when they were young, but everybody knows that most Pajibans were huge geeks petrified of the opposite sex, myself included. Thanks so much to the anonymous commenter who sent this in!

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.









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Comments

Mrs. Snath loves "Living with the Wolfman." I thought it was interesting but not something I would watch on my own. However, watching him teach his wife/girlfriend/whatever how to interact with the wolves and introducing her to the pack was pretty cool.

Posted by: Snath at July 23, 2009 1:15 PM

You really should see Delicatessen if you choose to see any of the movies from that cult list. It was directed by the brilliant mind behind Amelie, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, and you can see the similarities in style. It's a whimsical black comedy, and it is fantastic.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 23, 2009 1:31 PM

Wow. Of those ten cult films, I know of four, and of those four, I've seen two. I'm quite embarrassed.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 23, 2009 1:35 PM

Happiness and Bad Boy Bubby should be on the list of cult films of the most stomach turning, vomit inducing, shit your panties and cry in your mothers lap for hours because father came home drunk and beat you and your sister for being to cute cult films.

Posted by: Sad Rockstar at July 23, 2009 1:43 PM

NO ONE needs to know "Happiness". NO ONE.

"Basket Case", assholes! Jeez!

Posted by: Jay at July 23, 2009 1:48 PM

Hi kid, welcome to the abyss.

The abyss is the rest of your life.

Posted by: adam at July 23, 2009 1:55 PM

The best part about Mr. T as a bearded lady is that he doesn't get rid of his mohawk. There is no effort at all to try and convince us it's not just Mr. T in drag.

Posted by: Snath at July 23, 2009 1:59 PM

Oh, the "Crafts for Retarded" book . . . I don't even know what to say. And the drum with the swastikas. Geez.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 23, 2009 2:29 PM

I saw the Yahoo news link for the death of the Taco Bell Chihuahua and exclaimed to my kiddies, "How sad! The Taco Bell dog died!" Their response? "Oh, no, the dog from the Transformers is dead?"

Is this what my mom and teachers always called a generation gap or is it merely a sign of the End of Days? DAMN YOU, MICHAEL BAY!

Posted by: Goddess of Apathy at July 23, 2009 2:29 PM

That commercial just warmed my heart. Go books go!

Posted by: Irina at July 23, 2009 2:29 PM

NIGHT OF THE DAY OF THE DAWN OF THE SON OF THE BRIDE OF THE RETURN OF THE REVENGE OF THE TERROR OF THE ATTACK OF THE EVIL, MUTANT, HELLBOUND, FLESH-EATING SUBHUMANOID ZOMBIFIED LIVING DEAD, PART 3 may just be the best movie title ever.

That said, the only movie on the cult list I've seen was Delicatessen, and I really liked it. It was like Amelie only with cannibals and clowns.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 23, 2009 2:38 PM

The American Psycho music video was tits. It was like watching manic-Tom Cruise and Patrick Bateman rolled into one singing crazy awesome fun time (I think that's the technical term).

Posted by: Monica at July 23, 2009 2:39 PM

Gidget, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, has gone to doggie heaven at the ripe old age of 15. I’m going to honor her memory by pouring a some of a 44 oz. of Taco Bell exclusive Mountain Dew “Baja Blast” flavor on the curb.
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That reminds me, I need to get up to Pennsylvania and pour a Coors Light (sorry) on my Uncle Andy's grave. He finally did make it out of the nursing home, back in the winter, and I promised I'd have one with him when he did.
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If you’re an orphan in a movie, it’s pretty much just assumed that you’re going to be screwed-up. That’s why I never trust orphans. (Spout)
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That reminds me of perhaps the most hysterical thing I've seen on TV in years. You know how in soap operas, nothing good ever happens when a character gets into a car? The other day on "General Hospital" about six major characters were all soloing in cars and another one was walking along the roadway. I about wet myself laughing, right through the accident(s).

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 23, 2009 2:40 PM

What if I don't WANT to know any of those movies? hmmmm?

Posted by: figgy at July 23, 2009 2:48 PM

I own 5 of those cult movies.

Which reminds me, I really should get a life.

Posted by: emotionalpedant at July 23, 2009 2:49 PM

Delicatessen: Best sex scene EVER!

Posted by: Becky Tri-Tip Goddess at July 23, 2009 2:51 PM

That Crafts for Retarded book is a scam!

Hey skinhead! Leave your dumbshit dad alone and make your own fuckin' drum!!!

Posted by: Kballs at July 23, 2009 3:03 PM

Awww, cute commercial--I just fell a little bit more in love with Chapters. lordhelmet, next time I'm in the big city we must take a trip there--my stupid hometown doesn't have one!

Posted by: meaux at July 23, 2009 4:20 PM

"," Your comment about soap opera cars reminds me of "soap opera face." It's the face that the last actor in a scene makes in every single scene in a soap opera. It's the jaw hanging slightly open while the camera lingers just a little too long on it face. I always imagine in my head a tween saying "nah-uh" to that facial expression.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 23, 2009 4:22 PM

There's tons of Christian horror...it just happens to be not Christ-like, very blasphemous, and most likely features a banging raped by the devil sequence. Evil nuns are big too, especially in Mexican horror cinema. I'm hoping the vampire priest conceit really picks up steam from Thirst's post-Cannes publicity/release blitz.

Oh, you meant in the other way. We do not talk about or encourage such ventures in awful film making.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2009 4:25 PM

@Robert

like The Body? :)

Posted by: arrrghzi at July 23, 2009 4:45 PM

Holy Crap! I went to college with the guy from "Back of a Cereal Box"! He's an editor for the local weekly that my wife used to write for..

Posted by: strtwise at July 23, 2009 4:54 PM

meaux, I daresay our next scotiabacon will be a whirlwind tour of bookshops. It's also quite likely few will escape our clutches. Best empty out the trunk of your newly be-speakered car, you're going to need the space!

And that Chapters ad may or may not have been myself in elementary school..

Posted by: lordhelmet at July 23, 2009 5:44 PM

meaux, lordhelmet, can I join you on your scotiabacon bookshop tour? 'Cause that would be awesome. Thanks.

Posted by: Eyvi at July 23, 2009 6:01 PM

Pft. Ron Weasley. Every young western male should, at least once in his life, have the experience of being fondled by multiple Japanese schoolgirls.

It's not really that hard -- just go on a summer student exchange and act American. Remember, the Japanese are much more reasonable about things like sexual harassment.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at July 23, 2009 6:07 PM

I'm so happy to see Freaked on that list. One of the best B-movies ever. Watch it for an early uncredited appearance by Keanu Reeves as Dog Boy.

"styrofoam cup?"

Posted by: wuggle at July 23, 2009 7:16 PM

Eyvi, I'm gonna have the entire 2nd half of August to myself in Halifax, of course you can join us! Whenever meaux figures out her late-summer schedule, that is..

Posted by: lordhelmet at July 23, 2009 7:26 PM

My reaction to that commercial: that poor little bastard's gonna get the shit beat out of him come recess. But he'll get laid a lot in high school.

Posted by: s. pisaster at July 23, 2009 7:49 PM

"," Your comment about soap opera cars reminds me of "soap opera face." It's the face that the last actor in a scene makes in every single scene in a soap opera. It's the jaw hanging slightly open while the camera lingers just a little too long on it face. I always imagine in my head a tween saying "nah-uh" to that facial expression.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 23, 2009 4:22 PM
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Yes, I like the pregnant pause too. And in soaps it's often literal.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 23, 2009 8:21 PM

Ex-Drummer sold me on the backwards intro accompanied by Lightning Bolt. The rest was harder to sit through, until the Fattest Cock In Town showed up (and instantly disappeared somewhere). It's in no way a good movie, but amusing enough.

Posted by: Adere at July 24, 2009 4:15 AM


















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