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From Cromulant to Craptacular: The Top 12 Simpsons-Created Words! (Cracked)

Anyone watch “Smallville?” Anyone? Well, here’s the first official shot of the new Supergirl character. (Popoholic)

Gather round kiddies — Mr. Carlson is going to give us all a lesson in the fine art of punctuation. (Slowly Going Bald)

GAH! It’s one thing for a woman to be ripped — but whatever the fuck going on with Madonna is a whole category on its own. (IDLYITW)

India has elected it’s first woman president. I hear her campaign song was by Pat Benatar — Hillary. (Feminsting)

If your name is “Dickman” — you’re kind of obligated to be a pervert. Or a guy in a giant phallus costume, anyway. (Quizlaw)

Hm… And speaking of giant phalluses. (Agent Bedhead)

A Pete Doherty/Kate Moss sex tape? I will not watch it in a house; I will not watch it with a mouse. (Yeeeah!)

I’ll leave you with this clever little video sent in by one of our readers being featured on Funny or Die!, after the jump. Show the guy some love — he knocked out a tooth filming this!

Pajiba Love | July 23, 2007 | Comments (19)

Surprised Brain Syndrome


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FRIST BITCHES!!eleven1!

...Whoops...Sorry. Wrong site.

Posted by: Jerce at July 23, 2007 4:26 PM

Afternoon Comment Diversion: Pajiba Love Videos I've Walked Out On

1. That one

Posted by: X at July 23, 2007 4:47 PM

That video was neither funny nor clever, and I'm afraid I must give that guy the opposite of some love.

Posted by: Melissa at July 23, 2007 5:10 PM

Haha...I did the same with that video that I do with crappy movies: I keep waiting for the hilarious climax, the big payoff, the reason that Pajiba posted it on this site...I wish I'd walked out of that one, X. You made the right call.

Posted by: JKo at July 23, 2007 5:19 PM

Can someone ask Cracked - what about D'oh?

Surely the most famous Simpsons word of all time...

Posted by: Simon B at July 23, 2007 5:48 PM

C'mon guys, be nice! The poor guy knocked out his tooth making it, and literally had to pay thousands of dollars to fix it.

Isn't that kinda funny?

Posted by: litelysalted at July 23, 2007 6:07 PM

Seeing that guy fall a lot was funny. Especially the crates one.


I love a good pratfall.

Posted by: Hannah at July 23, 2007 6:24 PM

I think there's an extra apostrophe in the Indian president bit.

I know it's nitpicky and generally asshole-ish, and wouldn't point it out, except there's a link to a "lesson on punctuation" barely to paragraphs above it :)

Posted by: greebo at July 23, 2007 6:44 PM

The CDC just issued a warning on the Moss/Doherty tape. Just thinking about it is enough to give you syphilis.

Posted by: PaddyDog at July 23, 2007 6:49 PM

Definition of Irony;

Greebo nitpicking about an extra apostrophe, yet he incorrectly uses "to" instead of "two".

Posted by: Chumplunt at July 23, 2007 8:36 PM

Hee!

Madonna scares me. That is all.

Posted by: Daphne at July 23, 2007 8:48 PM

Clearly it's been a longer day than I thought, because the muscular definition of "ripped" never occurred to me. Instead, I found myself wondering whether she had gone on a raging bender or torn some part of her anatomy. Best not to think about the latter possibility too long.

Posted by: Shaz at July 23, 2007 9:08 PM

I want to talk about harry potter...

Posted by: rj89 at July 23, 2007 9:21 PM

C'mon guys, be nice! The poor guy knocked out his tooth making it, and literally had to pay thousands of dollars to fix it.
Isn't that kinda funny?

Who is this fool, your brother-in-law or something?

Bless your heart, you comb the WWW looking for cool stuff to populate the Love and entertain us. Your video picks are usually good. Sometimes they're very good. This one is a flop. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Suck it up, okay? We still love you.

Posted by: Jerce at July 23, 2007 9:56 PM

Okay, that video was some seriously funny stuff. Anyone that can't see that is a communist and/or Oprah lover.

Posted by: Manny at July 23, 2007 10:01 PM

You know, when I was in Psych class in high school, we watched a video with narcoleptic dogs that fell asleep whenever they got excited. It was hilarious, as is this video, until they start trying to think of what he realizes when he collapses. I find the falling plenty funny on it's own.

Here's the narcoleptic dog, for those interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zVCYdrw-1o

Posted by: Genny at July 24, 2007 12:32 AM

Heh. And that's precisely why I still love you, Jerce. ;)

And just so ya know, if you ever want to make a video and submit it for PL -- I'll run it no matter how crappy it is. I'm like a proud mommy with my readers. I'll put the drawing on the refrigerator even if it does look like the dog ate a box of crayons and took a crap on a piece of paper.

Posted by: litelysalted at July 24, 2007 9:07 AM

Oh wait -- I think that came out wrong. I was in no way relating "Surprised Brain Syndrome" to a dog pooping out crayons. Think more along the lines of "It's Raining Puerto Ricans."

(I'm just kidding, Manny -- your clip was a delight!)

Posted by: litelysalted at July 24, 2007 9:13 AM

I live but to serve the Pajiba. I nestle myself within the warm folds of its excess skin and dream of the day when all bow before the horrifying girth of its Pajiba-hood.

Posted by: Manny at July 24, 2007 4:46 PM





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