Pajiba

Ha! My crappy hometown Northern NV suburb made the "Not Fooling Anyone" page. I totally remember when that Jerry's Subs & Pizza was an Arthur Treachers...

With that, here are the top ten worst movie orgasms.
Wow... just, wow... Elizabeth Berkley looks exactly like a dying fish... with huge, swinging boobs... what is the opposite of "bunk"? Barf?

"The Wackness" should go on that unrequited love movie list. My friend and I were screaming at the movie because we felt so embarrassed for Josh Peck.

I remember thinking the scene from Private Parts was hot. It still is..kinda. I didn't know much about porn back then.

Isn't aqua sex supposed to be easier and more enjoyable than regular sex? I saw Showgirls a few days ago and just cringed at all the work it required. Her boobs almost slapped him in the face and I thought she was dying.

Keeping in with 500 Days of Summer, here’s a six-pack of films in which the romantic interest is just not that “into” the protagonist.
I've seen the definitive version of this movie. It's called "My love life." I play the part of the "romantic interest "that doesn't fall head over heels by the second date. For real, how do you fall in love with someone you've just met? And how the hell are you supposed to gently dump someone when they've decided within the first week that they want to spend the rest of their lives with you? AND WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP ATTRACTING THIS KIND OF MAN?

AND WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP ATTRACTING THIS KIND OF MAN?

It's your hair, pisaster. It's like a shining beacon to lovelorn idiots.

I wish Louis CK was on that list. The man's a fucking comedic genius, and the only reason Dane Cook isn't still at the "B.K. Lounge" flipping burgers with other frat boy dumbfucks is because he stole CK's jokes. And calling Dane Cook a frat boy dumbass feels insulting to John Belushi, sorry about that.

Mmmm, watery scrote. I've got to go swimming when I get home.

George,
In the context of that strange list, I agree that Louis C.K. belongs there. He and Patton are at about the same level of fame.

Off subject, why is that picture of Woody and Owen asking me if I want more Janet Jackson? Because if that's what they call, I do NOT want more Janet Jackson. I'm good.

I might have to turn in my ovaries for this one, but I do not like When Harry Met Sally and am in complete agreement that the orgasm scene from that movie is overdone, overplayed and donkey dingus redonkulous.

Mr. Leigh just might revoke my card carrying right to ever watch a rom com again with that statement. Sorry Mr. Reynolds. I'll miss your abs.

Plus, the whooshing of the water feels good on a guy's scrote.

One should be careful of ones proximity to filter inlets when attempting underwater copulation. There have been instances where ones appendages become firmly entrapped in the pools oriface and not the lady's. It should be noted that this will lead to a large volume of people observing the removal of said appendage from the oriface, as well as many people prodding your junk.

It will also lead to a lifetime of being referred to as "The Pool Boy" in a derogatory way.

"AND WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP ATTRACTING THIS KIND OF MAN?"

You're pretty foxy. Maybe you should try wearing an eyepatch and take up drooling.

Thanks for the explanation, Kballs. I figured it was Berkeley's lousy performance that put me off of the aquatic position.

But I giggled like a 12 year old when I heard "scrote." Hee hee.

Leigh, I don't like When Harry Met Sally either. It's not bad, but nowhere near the "rom-com classic" that people make it out to be.

Maybe you should try wearing an eyepatch and take up drooling.

Am I the only person who thinks that eyepatches are hella sexy? Yes? Well, I guess that's what happens when you're exposed pirate porn at a young age.

Heigl doesn't seem to realize how readily Hollywood disposes of mouthy broads such as her. She will last as long as she keeps getting lucky with co-stars, that, and director/writer teams that drag her along with their success.

One flop, one flop and she's gonne.

Eh...I agree with jM. An eyepatch would probably make the problem worse.

I thought Not Fooling Anybody would be about toupees. Oh well.

You guys talk way too much about your penises.

Just be glad I don't have your phone number. :-) I tend to get drunk and text people a picture of my penis. One of my female friends calls it a "Dick Rolling" kind of like "Rick Rolling" on Youtube. Ya know, you open the picture message like, "What did he send me?" Answer: Penis.

"Work"? Dressing up in costume, putting on makeup, pretending you're someone else ... 5-year-old girls manage to do that all the time without bitching about it, and they don't get paid.

There's a reason they call it "play-acting," bitch.

Also, I notice no one has taken up snath's diversion challenge, and I shall not be the first.

The thing about the 17 hour day is that, yes, working on a film/tv show does consist of a lot of 17 hour days which are a hard slog.
BUT, unless the actor is in every scene, they aren't doing the 17 hour day 5 days a week. It's us, the crew doing that...
I'm in the costume department and we're there an hour before the first actor arrives and usually an hour after wrap & we're not even doing the longest days - talk to the grips and the lighting dept...
My point is, she earns a fuckload more than anyone else on Grey's and more than likely works a few long days a week, but the crew is there EVERY day. Comments like that would piss me off if I was on that set. She should probably show them a little respect.

Watersex. If only they could create some sort of water that didn't dry every damn thing up down there, it'd be awesome. As in, take out the damn chlorine and maybe throw in a bit of baby oil?

I don't know. And I've always wondered what my O face looks like, but apparently it's hilarious because Mr. Snuggiepants tries not to laugh, but usually he can't help it and he wasn't the only one to laugh. What the hell am I doing? Looking like some kinda fucking comedian? Or is it the opposite effect: so serious-looking, it's funny? I don't know and apparently it can't be described with human words. I'm so glad I can provide some comic relief along with the physical kind. I'm like some sort of miracle.

ANYway. I'll third the vote for "least sexiest sex you've ever had" comment diversion. Only in this case, it would have to be called "just plain old WORST sex you've ever had." I don't know if I can even talk about it, lo these many years later. Dude was AWFUL.

snuggie, That's what video cameras are for, babe.