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Shove Those Crocodile Tears Up Your Ass

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 21, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 21, 2009 |


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Chris Brown has finally "apologized" for beating up Rihanna. Guess what? I say we don't forgive him and then start pretending he doesn't exist. (Webster's)

Some batshit British columnist doesn't think an NC17 rating is harsh enough for Antichrist, coming out next week. (Spout)

The Beastie Boys have put their upcoming album and tour on hold because Adam Yauch (MCA) has been diagnosed with (fortunately treatable) throat cancer. (YBNBY)

I totally missed Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains which premiered on ABC Family last night, (although I'll probably review it when it comes out on DVD in like a week) but apparently it wasn't all that far off of her actual life. (FourFour)

This is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen happen in a movie, and that includes the pooping scene from Dumb & Dumber. (Film Drunk)

Jeffrey Donovan of "Burn Notice" teaches us all a very important lesson on why you shouldn't mix wine with Benadryl. (Warming Glow)

Following a tip from Seraf, this is the kind of story that will make you want to hug your dog. Not for the weak of stomach. (NineMSN)

I actually caught this on the local news last night: Tyler Perry is sending a bunch of inner-city Philly kids to Disneyworld after being racially victimized earlier this summer. Aww, I guess he's not such a bad guy after all? (Celebitchy)

A reporter from the L.A. Times went behind the scenes and visited the set of Fox's atrociously exploitative "More to Love." (Jezebel)

Since you guys luh-oved Jennifer Love Hewitt's female words of wisdom yesterday, I bet you'll be ecstatic to hear that she and Jamie Kennedy are sort-of engaged. Exactly what brand of crack is Jamie Kennedy smoking these days? (DListed)

Finally, I'm going to give my roommate a shameless plug who is guest DJ'ing a radio show tonight from 7-9 p.m. EST tonight if any of you are interested in hearing a snooty film critic play a bunch of obscure film soundtracks. (G-Town Radio)

So apparently these (mostly NSFW) Sprite ads have been causing a real stir over in Germany. Really?? How do Germans get away with this and the best we have over here is Padma giving oral to a cheeseburger?

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