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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 21, 2008 |


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First of all: a big, friendly reacharound of gratitude to TK for filling in for me last week. Did you guys miss me? Second of all, I'm still in lazy, vacation mode, so here's a story about a sheep fucker. (QuizLaw)

And since TK already done broke the rules ... Ah, fuck it. Lindsay Lohan's new line of leggings come with built-in kneepads. I'd say you couldn't write this stuff, except you can, and I do, on a daily basis. (WIMB)

Everybody hates Jessica Simpson, now including people whose main source of income is returning their own used cans of Miller High Life. (IDLYITW)

The Jersey Shore is a scant three hour car drive from me, and yet, I never ever go there. Not ever. I wonder why that is? (FourFour)

A buddy of Dan's made these awesome-slawsome "Ben Linus for President" t-shirts, and I'm promoting them because, well, I love cool t-shirts and it's what I do. (GrubbyTees)

Because I adore Ms. Mix and Bitch, and absolutely care what she has to say: here are her Top Ten Office Blow-Offs. On a related note: glad to know I'm not the only internet stalker. (MixTapeTherapy)

I'm gonna have to side with Mrs. TK on this one. Not a fan of the "screamey" genre of music. To each their own, eh? (MusicIsTheMessage)

T.R. Knight gets outgayed by a straight dude. In related news, Perez Hilton has been outgayed by a straight gossip blogger. (WIMB)

Missssccha Barton sets out to debunk those cellulite photos by posing topless and photoshopped within an inch of her life. Well done! (Popoholic)

Check out the newest internet craze, sure to spread faster'n a RickRoll in an online celebrity sex tape forum: LOL Jughead. (MightyGodKing)

Starbucks failure presented conveniently in Google map form. Let's all point and laugh,shall we? (Serious Eats)

A bunch of college level a cappella nerds totally one-up Ben Folds' version of "Bitches Ain't Shit," after the jump.

Pajiba Love | July 21, 2008 | Comments ()



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