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Fox is Ruining "Futurama"

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 20, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 20, 2009 |


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This is some shit right here. Remember how we all got really excited that Fox was bringing "Futurama" back? Yeah, well, it'll be back all right, with totally new voice actors -- because the network is refusing to meet "salary demands." (Agent Bedhead)

Paula Abdul might be getting kicked to the curb of "American Idol." Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't her slurring basically the most entertaining part of that show? (Webster's)

When the time cometh, what do you plan on adding to your Nerd Apocalypse Survival Kit? Thanks, Lainey! (The Park Bench)

Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote a list of the "Top Ten Things You Don't Know About Women" for Esquire, reaffirming my faith that Jennifer Love Hewitt is really just a blithering, goddamn slack-jawed idiot. (Zelda Lily)

Here's a list of the creepiest movies kids: Modern edition. Oh sweet Jesus, even a picture of that kid from The Orphanage makes my heart pound. (Screen Junkies)

Yeah! Fuck you, jerk who's too "good" to use his turn signal! I love open letters to annoying people. (Holy Taco)

Here's a list of the kings of squirm-inducing comedy. I don't know if it counts though, Seth MacFarlane, if we're squirming because we're embarrassed at you rather than with you. (Film School Rejects)

Oh noes! The Wienermobile crashed into somebody's home in Wisconsin. It would have been a better story if hot dogs spilled out all over the place. (Serious Eats)

Here's a quiz for all of you bibliophiles: Can you identify your favorite books based solely on a vertical strip of one page? (mental floss)

Do you suffer from the "Angela Chase Syndrome?" I think I definitely do, even though I never really cared for "My So-Called Life." (Jezebel)

Here are 21 comic book artists who changed mainstream comics, and not necessarily always in a positive way. (AV Club)

This clip might literally be the most retarded thing I've ever seen on the internet, but holy shit did it make me laugh:

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