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By TK | Pajiba Love | July 18, 2008 |


Pajiba Love is temporarily brought to you by TK, whose reign of terror ends today. Corrections or criticisms? Take it up with your mom. Anything else, email him here.

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Mr. Boynton put it perfectly: "She's about ten light years ahead of every dumbass actress in Hollywood right now." So in light of today's release of The Dark Knight, here's an outstanding interview with Maggie Gyllenhaal. (The Onion A.V. Club)

Coming soon from Rockstar Games - Grand Theft Auto: Detroit. (Quizlaw)

Mandy Moore, not content with being just "regular hot," targets the geek demographic. Sweet, bouncing, deep-fried Christ. (WIMB) Also, watch as Dustin steers the ship straight towards the Cliffs of Insanity. (WIMB)

Two of our favorite actors went to a party a couple of nights ago... and got tasered by the cops. Also, I believe racial invective was used. Nice, Shreveport PD. Real fucking nice. (Yeeeah!)

Terrence Howard's got some shit to say to Bill Cosby. My suggestion? Take Richard Pryor's advice: "Tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up." (Celeb|bitchy)

Does anyone read Ta-Nehisi Coates? If you haven't, please do, because he's an incredibly gifted writer. (L.A. Times by way of Bookslut)

What would make the Beijing Olympics cross the line from "compelling" to "completely fucking awesome?" Human Trebuchet! (Deadspin)

Speaking of writers, our 16th Poet Laureate has been named and is deserving of your attention. (New York Times by way of A Special Way of Being Afraid)

In the long and storied history of crappy bands out there, the Barenaked Ladies holds a place of distinction. So it is with great joy and glee that I announce that their lead singer? Locked the fuck up. Good riddance. (Celebslam)

Not only is John McCain not funny, he's an offensive douchebag! What an absolute and total shit-for-brains. (Feministing)

20 ways to terrify your babies, guaranteeing that they grow up to be either complete wusses... or serial killers. Thank me later. (Cracked)

Alright, you mangy reprobates. This is my last day, hope you've enjoyed my brief stint (if not - cram it in your cramhole). Stacey will be back on Monday to clean up the wreckage. As my parting gift, I give you the most adorable goddamn thing I've seen all week. No, it's not hermaphroditic pornography. It's even better! I give you: Feist... on Sesame Street! After the jump.


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