Toy Story! Now With More, Uh ... Dimensions!
Disney is re-releasing the first two Toy Story movies in 3-D, in a limited edition double feature pack, because they really, really like money. That's right, your copies of Toy Story I & II have now been rendered obsolete. (Screen Rant)
Because I'm sure at least a few of you fall into this category, here are ten endearing habits of a geeky spouse. (Wired)
Hey everybody! Brendan Fraser is FAT! Well, not really, he's just doing reverse Christian Bale "method acting." (Webster's)
For no other reason than it's Friday and I'm writing this column early and heading to the beach later, here are a bunch of pictures of celebrities sucking on things. You're welcome. (Agent Bedhead)
Here's a list of five awesomely crappy space fights in movies. (CHUD)
Mischa Barton scored herself a 5150, a.k.a. the "Britney Spears" crazy lockdown. If you said, "Who?" Your answer is correct. (Superior Gossip)
This has nothing to do with anything, but how could I not post a story about a chihuahua puppy with a fork stuck in its head? Hole. Lee. Shit. (MyFoxNY)
You know what sucks? When you take an otherwise decent movie and ruin it by sticking in some stupid crap musical number. (Spout)
Does anyone else love "Roseanne" as much as I do? Here are a bunch of inconsistency explanations from the set, like why there was originally a different DJ and why David's name wasn't always David. (mental floss)
Now you can show someone you really care by sending them one of these fabulous "Ghetto Baskets," full of 100% trashy crap. (YBNBY)
Sorry, all of you who have inappropriate crushes on Harry Potter. It turns out he's had a girlfriend this whole time. (Celebitchy)
The hipster affinity with Pabst Blue Ribbon is annoying enough as it is, but this just takes it too damn far. (Look at This Fucking Hipster)
Earlier this week, Sarah Palin twittered a tribute to our nation's bears, (the furry kind -- no, no -- the other furry kind) and now our nation's bears respond. (Jezebel)
If there's one thing we can all learn from puppets, it's how not to contract herpes. (Head on over to the Brownsville Bulletin for more puppet fun!) And on that note, hope you all have a lovely, herp-free weekend!
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