Yes, I am going to continue to post gratuitous cheesecake. If you don't like it, you can fucking well cry to Stacey when she gets back, punks. Besides, this ain't your ordinary cheesecake. (Yeeeah!)
Major big-league kudos to Ms. Beckylooo, whose first produced script begins shooting today! Out-goddamn-standing! (If a TV Falls in the Woods)
As someone who used to live in Philadelphia, I confess: I submit this purely out of
love spite. Behold, the lameness of the Birdman! (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
I love it when she gets all riled up over tattoos. Alex the Odd... tiny, but fierce! (Ink & Apples)
There's just something unsavory about watching Hayden Panettiere rub her thighs and wink seductively at the camera. Shouldn't she be roller skating with friends and having pajama sleepovers? (WIMB)
Emmy reactions from the Emmy nominees. Noticeably absent: Bubbles. Bastards. (THR)
Yesterday I told you what it's like to work with me. For today, what it's like to travel with me (hint: fucking miserable). (A Softer World)
True story: Once, out in L.A., I got accosted by a shithouse drunk Andy Dick, who hugged me and then tried to use me as a human shield against some whackadoo stalker dude. So forgive me if this doesn't come as a surprise. (IDLYITW)
NO! This guy? A pedo? Get the fuck outta here! I mean, who saw this coming? It's just such a shock. Christ, might as well walk around with a badge that says "I'm a sick bastard who should be put under the jail." (Quizlaw)
Here, if I post something about great female singers instead of more cheesecake, will that make it better? No? God, you people are a bitch to please. (The Music Is The Message)
First rule of a successful hit-and-run rampage: Don't actually go by the name "Rampage." Second rule of a successful hit-and-run rampage: Don't drive a truck with A GIANT MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE OF YOUR FACE ON THE SIDE OF IT. (The Blemish)
Here's my take on reality television: Most of it isn't just worthless garbage, but the stuff that worthless garbage feeds on. However, I might consider watching this. I'm not giving it an Emmy just yet, but ... your thoughts?
Pajiba Love | July 17, 2008 | Comments ()
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