Did Someone Say Porcupine Race Track?!
Because I know how we loves our gay sex around these parts, here's a six-pack of fairly mainstream films featuring gay sex. (PW)
For those of you Pajibans with young daughters, here's some news on the latest Miley Cyrus monstrosity you'll no doubt be forced to sit through. (Webster's)
Because I love it and everyone else should too, here is a list of 13 things about "Supernatural." Honestly, it's a really good show, I swear it is. (CHUD)
For a bit of Harry Potter-related humor today, here's a complete guide to Hogwarts "yo momma" snaps. Thanks, MelBivDevoe! (Nerdist)
And here are a bunch of reasons why Hogwarts is the worst cinematic school ever. (Film School Rejects)
This is hands down my favorite thing I've seen on the internet all day. Not, not day, week. That's how good it is. In related news, it turns out squirrels like the same kind of yogurt as I do. (DListed)
Jesus Christ, Sacha Baron Cohen is even pissing off terrorists now? That's probably like, the one group of people you don't want to piss off. (Celebitchy)
Speaking of, here are five films that Sacha Baron Cohen should remake in the style of Bruno. (Spout)
Every wonder what Charlie Brown might look like if portrayed realistically? In a word: TERRIFYING. (Flavorwire)
Ohmygodgross. Here is an article about women who want to consume their placentas following childbirth. Thanks, or, "no thanks" to DeadBessie. (Time)
Apropos of nothing, here is a tribute to Kelly Clarkson and why she's awesome. (Yeeeah!)
Betty Draper gets off on the washing machine and fourteen other feminist moments from "Mad Men." (Jezebel)
I've had a few of these The Downfall spoofs sent in recently, so thanks to celery and jM, respectively, here are "Hitler Reacts to Michael Jackson's Death" and "Hilter's Subtitler Gets a Cheap Font CD Off Ebay":
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