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For any “Drive” fans out there — an interview with Tim Minear on where the show may have gone if it hadn’t gotten the “Old Yeller” treatment three episodes in. (Drive Fansite)

To the surprise of no one, our president makes young girls cry. And not in a “sexy” Sanjaya way, either. (QuizLaw)

Any joke I make here will probably get me in trouble, so I’ll just direct you to the site. (RateMyTurban)

Revolutionary new undergarments for ladies who like the thong, but wish it could just be a little bit more uncomfortable and demeaning. (Daily Mail)

For all you Claire Danes fans out there — she’s damn set on proving she can act, even if it means pissing all over Broadway! (Celebitchy)

The latest Crispin Porter/Burger King time waster. Like a stupid moustache can even compete with “The Baconator” (Pet Moustache)

Looking like less of a “Cop Killer,” I’d say the only thing that needs fear Ice T these days is a box of Krispy Kremes. (Yeeeah!)

Live in the NYC area? Adopt an animal today! (CityRag)

Finally, to wrap up today’s love, I would like to extend a warm congratulations to Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate on the birth of Pajiba Jr. yesterday evening, weighing in at a healthy 6 pounds and 14 ounces.

I really wanted to find an appropriate baby themed clip to celebrate this happy event, but the best I could do is this bizarre montage of babies in animal costumes set to Wesley Willis — after the jump.

Pajiba Love | July 11, 2007 | Comments (60)


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Comments

The c-string?

That's wrong. Real. Real. wrong.

Posted by: twig at July 12, 2007 3:39 PM

Congratulations to Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba!

(Now I know what the HP review is late) ;)

Posted by: agent scully at July 12, 2007 3:44 PM

Congratulations Dustin!!

Posted by: Julie at July 12, 2007 3:45 PM

Aww, a bouncing baby Pajibaby!

Jeezus, Ice-T looks like hell. And those undies are fucked.

Posted by: TK at July 12, 2007 3:47 PM

Congratulations Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate! =)

Posted by: roses at July 12, 2007 3:48 PM

Congrats on the birth, Dustin! I bet Mrs. Pajiba-hypehnate pwned that labor!! I suspect an RTR of the labor video will be in the near future for Pajiba readers.

Posted by: Manny at July 12, 2007 3:48 PM

My sincerest congratulations!!! Happy new Pa-baby!

Posted by: courtney at July 12, 2007 3:55 PM

Glad some intelligent people are spawning these days because I am surrounded by the shallow end of the gene pool here. Congrats Dustin and family.

Posted by: PaddyDog at July 12, 2007 3:56 PM

Congratulations on the baby!

Posted by: CJK at July 12, 2007 4:01 PM

New post because I didn't want to sully the arrival of Pajiba Jr. by commenting on the C-string in the same post.

First: What the fuck? When will women learn that we don't have to take this bullshit?

Second: It looks like an anal toothpick. Yeah, I'll be running out the door to get one of those.

Third: You just know at next year's MTV awards, Madonna will have a whole chorus line wearing them in a desperate attempt to grab some attention.

Fourth: She who must not be named is probably looking at it thinking "ooh, who wants to be that covered up?"

Posted by: PaddyDog at July 12, 2007 4:01 PM

Pajibaby--I love it, TK. Congrats Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate!

Posted by: em at July 12, 2007 4:07 PM

Congratulations!
Happy wishes for all.

Posted by: Stella at July 12, 2007 4:09 PM

Oh, and one more thing since the c-string image will not leave my head...As a female who has a small bladder and really doesn't give a shit about whether or not people see my panty lines, since my panties are damn cute to begin with and I don't need a vagina headband stuck up my arse, I gotta know--how do you pee with that thing on? Seriously. Take it off and hang it up on the little hook? Hold it with one hand while you do your business? What if there is no hook? And why do women need something that essentially looks like a stained panty liner? Ugh.

Posted by: em at July 12, 2007 4:09 PM

Congratulations to Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate!

Is it a Paji-boy or a Paji-....girl? Pajibette?

Kudos to TK for 'pajibaby' - way better than my feeble attempt.

Posted by: mswas at July 12, 2007 4:15 PM

Em...I am 100% with you...thanks for asking the embarrassing questions that were racing through my mind post C-string trauma.

Congrats on the pajibaby! :-)

Posted by: Be Adequite! at July 12, 2007 4:26 PM

Congrats on the next generation of commenters.

And speaking of spawning...let me rant here for a sec...why will people just not go and get their fucking pets fixed? What kiind of iresponsible motherfuckers let their pets breed and breed because "kittens are cute". Well let me tell you something....kittens are tiny living creatures that feel cold and pain and do not LIKE living in tiny overcrowded cages waiting to be "euthanized" because there's no homes for them.

Fucking Bob Barker was right, spay or neuter your fucking cats and dogs. Oh and go adopt yourself a homeless fucking kitten. They need your fucking help, the helpless little motherfuckers.

OK rant over. (I work for a rescue organization, but they won't let me use that kind of language).

Posted by: vaguelyamish at July 12, 2007 4:31 PM

Congratulations Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate!

Posted by: Gigi Worthington at July 12, 2007 4:35 PM

Congrats! Best wishes!

Posted by: Erin at July 12, 2007 4:42 PM

Congratulations Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate! Pajinfant?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at July 12, 2007 4:49 PM

Welcome, welcome to the little Pajibaby!

Posted by: Jerce at July 12, 2007 4:50 PM

Argh. Now why the heck did I have to go and tarnish the occasion of the Pajibaby (a bouncing baby boy -- for the record) by putting it in the same post as the C-String? And then I go and finish the whole thing off with Wesley Willis, which I might add is not appropriate music for babies. Sorry guys, I really suck at being appropriate. But my heart is in the right place -- I swear it is!

Posted by: litelysalted at July 12, 2007 4:50 PM

a tiny pajiba-hyphenate!!! congratulations!

Posted by: kb at July 12, 2007 5:00 PM

welcome tiny pajiba-hyphenate!!! congratulations y'all!

Posted by: kb at July 12, 2007 5:03 PM

sorry about that. i was excited.

Posted by: kb at July 12, 2007 5:13 PM

the c-string had better not sell. it's so...so...gross... i thought thongs were already pretty icky but now this?? yuck

Posted by: hannah at July 12, 2007 5:30 PM

Babies!!! Yay babies!!!! Babies are awesome - so much potential in one little package, and I know this one will be one of the best! Congratulations!!!!

Sorry about all the exclamation points, but babies rock.

Posted by: pinkcheese at July 12, 2007 5:31 PM

Yay for Dustin and family! New babies truly are a blessing, even as you're wondering what the hell you've gotten yourself into.

Posted by: katy at July 12, 2007 6:11 PM

The C-string...I don't think so. Eww!

I can't wait to get home and watch the Wesley Willis video (no sound at work). I saw him in a small club show once. What a trip.

LS - You remind me of a good friend of mine. She has trouble being appropriate too, but her heart is always in the right place.

Posted by: katy at July 12, 2007 6:13 PM

Wonderful news!! Welcome, Little Pajibababy!

Posted by: Louise at July 12, 2007 6:21 PM

Congratulations on the baby!

Posted by: bonnie at July 12, 2007 6:28 PM

Congratulations to the happy Pajiba-Hyphenates! All three of you!

Posted by: Genny at July 12, 2007 6:30 PM

unrelated to today's pajiba love, but figured lots here would appreciate:

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=2008&comments=show

the comments are priceless! we need to add more.

Posted by: nicole at July 12, 2007 6:53 PM

Congrats! When will we see the first Pajibaby review?

Posted by: greer at July 12, 2007 8:03 PM

Congratulations to Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba on their bundle of joy! It's good to see the scathing generation will continue. :)

On the topic of Burger King, I don't know if it's just me, but I can't STAND the Burger King guy, he scares the shit out of me. Everytime he's on the screen, I just wanna hide in a corner somewhere.

Posted by: Brie at July 12, 2007 8:40 PM

c string,
appropriate baby shower gift for Dustin &co?

Posted by: MAx at July 12, 2007 9:36 PM

Oh, my God - congratulations! Prepare for a very, very wild (but wonderful) ride.

Unsolicited new parent advice: Buy Dr. Harvey Karp's "Happiest Baby on the Block" and a Miracle Blanket. Stat. Saved my sanity!

Posted by: samantha t at July 12, 2007 9:40 PM

Congratulations on the new Pajibaby! And for alternaparents such as yourselves, I HIGHLY recommend the Rockabye Baby CD series. Some friends of mine had a baby a few months ago, and she sleeps through every night with them, and the parents aren't going insane with awful children's music!

Posted by: Jaimie at July 12, 2007 10:04 PM

I now apologize if this devolves into unsolicited parenting advice.

Posted by: Jaimie at July 12, 2007 10:09 PM

Yay for Pajibaby! Congrats, Dustin and 1st Pajiba Lady!

In other news, what the hell with the C-string? Are they TRYING to increase UTIs?

And why was Coco's left breast noticeably larger than the right one? All that money, and the damn surgeon can't even get the size right? I demand a refund on her behalf.

Posted by: Daphne at July 12, 2007 10:26 PM

If you think that the 'C' in C-string is referring to the shape, and not standing for something else, you're dumber than you look

Posted by: M at July 12, 2007 10:30 PM

Congratulations, Dustin & Mrs. P-H! The next three months are going to suck, but you'll be so busy falling in love with your baby, you won't notice until they're over.

Posted by: Erin MJ at July 12, 2007 11:35 PM

Dustin:

Many best wishes on the birth of your baby! He will bring so much happiness to your lives.

Congratulations,
Kathy

Posted by: Kathy at July 12, 2007 11:51 PM

Yay BABY! Congratulations!

Posted by: ecp at July 13, 2007 12:03 AM

Yea, a bouncing Pajibaby boy! Congrats to you Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-Hyphenate.

Posted by: jen310 at July 13, 2007 12:05 AM

Babies!!! Yay babies!!!! Babies are awesome - so much potential in one little package, and I know this one will be one of the best! Congratulations!!!!

Sorry about all the exclamation points, but babies rock.

I love babies, too, pinkcheese!

Dustin, please show us a tasteful picture of the Pajibaby-Hyphenate, or write extensively about your excitement soon. In the meantime, we'll all be excited for you.

Posted by: Bianca Reagan at July 13, 2007 12:19 AM

Yay Dustin and Ms P-H! Much love and good wishes from your legions of adoring fans! Mwah!
And Pajibaby-- welcome!

Posted by: isabelle at July 13, 2007 12:37 AM

Congratulations on the arrival of your little boy.

As a sidenote, when I saw the link for 'Joshua' last week, I thought the baby had arrived and you were announcing his name. I'm really glad I couldn't leave a comment back then, because I was giddy with good thoughts--not having read the review and all.

Posted by: Girl With Curious Hair at July 13, 2007 2:10 AM

Guys... you gotta post up the link for the simpsons movie website (www.simpsonsmovie.com)..........

Its got this one function that allows you to create a simpson character based on yourself, you get to design your own simpsons avatar!

hours of fun................

oh, congrats on the birth also!

Posted by: Lenny at July 13, 2007 5:11 AM

Congratulations on the Pajibaby! The smell of a newborn baby is the best scent in the world! :)

Posted by: eiluj at July 13, 2007 9:49 AM

Weeee! Congratulations, Dustin!

Posted by: MJ at July 13, 2007 9:51 AM

VaguelyAmish: I completely agree with you on the animal issue. It's not even a question of money: most rescue clinics/shelters will spay or neuter for free. If I meet one more man (and it's almost always men, people) who won't neuter his dog because "it's just not right".....

Posted by: PaddyDog at July 13, 2007 11:05 AM

OMFG!!!! I just showed the c-string pic to my husband. He thought the wire went into your asshole. Holy Cow! I am laughing and crying so hard right now. However, the wire in the ass makes more sense (if your into that kinda thing).

Posted by: 2manykids at July 13, 2007 11:09 AM

Mazel Tov Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate.

When and where are you putting the naming rights up for did?

Posted by: Brian at July 13, 2007 11:32 AM

Sorry, that should say bid.

Screwed it up even with the opportunity to preview the joke.

Posted by: Brian at July 13, 2007 11:34 AM

Congratulations to Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate -- and to Pajibaby as well, for hitting the genetic lottery (I'm assuming).

Posted by: Nika at July 13, 2007 12:24 PM

Welcome, Pajibaby!

Posted by: demondoll at July 13, 2007 12:28 PM

Congratulations! What wonderful news, and a hearty joyful welcome to the Pajibaby.

(Guess we'll have to call him the Pajiboy when he outgrows babyhood...or maybe he'll be Pajiboy #1 by that time!)

Posted by: Heqit at July 13, 2007 2:47 PM

Félicitations. Et mille bisoux au pajibébé

Posted by: Gabrielle at July 13, 2007 4:17 PM

I almost missed the news!

Congratulations Dustin on the birth of your son! I hope all is well with momma & baby!

Posted by: Kolby at July 13, 2007 8:18 PM

Much congrats on the new mini-critic.

Popcorn for all!

Posted by: Mara` at July 15, 2007 1:03 AM