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Hey Buffy fans! Now you can let your freak flags fly by dressing up and singing along — in public this time! (The Buffy Musical)

And yet, it still doesn’t sound as crass as Captivity. (Feministing)

Personally, if I were going to try to avoid jury duty — I’d try something in the “uncontrollable bowel” department. (QuizLaw)

More Avril plagiarisms are surfacing, and I am just as giddy as a schoolgirl! (Agent Bedhead)

How much is your body worth? Mine is $4825! Yes! Now I can buy that plasma screen I always wanted. Of course, I’ll be too dead to enjoy it. (The Cadaver Calculator)

11 Movies Saved by Historical Inaccuracy. I find it rather shocking that Mel Gibson is only responsible for three of them. (Cracked)

You’re never — never — too old for a water gun fight. (Slate)

A follow up on the Michael Moore thing from yesterday. Good lord, this is turning into a big mess. (The Huffington Post)

And speaking of big fucking messes guaranteed to test our patience, the “other one’s” trial has been delayed. (Celebslam)

Now who’s up for a frothy, delicious iPhone smoothie? After the jump.

Pajiba Love | July 11, 2007 | Comments (20)


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Apparently I am champagne to the Salty One's beer.

$5025, babies.

Posted by: Ranylt at July 11, 2007 4:13 PM

Oh - My - Gawd! I can't believe I had forgotten all about willitblend.com! I was led to this link a year or two ago by cruel.com.

People, go there. Go there now and watch that guy blend the shit out of a buncha shit. My two favorites are the marbles (marbles!!) and the chicken & Coca-Cola (bones, Coke can and all).

I admit it hurt to see that iPhone get smoothied ("iSmoke! Don't breathe it!") but I know of no better place on the Web to get yer vandal on and just watch destruction and giggle like a moron.

Thanks again, Pajiba!

Posted by: Jerce at July 11, 2007 4:15 PM

Oh suuuure, post the Cadaver Calculator AFTER finding out you're worth more than me...I knew I shouldn't have eaten four Baconator Sandwiches before taking the quiz.

Posted by: Manny at July 11, 2007 4:41 PM

$5050 bitches! I wonder if "cramps like I'm dying" (also known as primary dysmenohrrea) counts as a rare medical disorder? Hmmm.., I may have to recalculate.

I'm afeared to watch the iPhone smoothie, but also intrigued.

Posted by: Genny at July 11, 2007 5:04 PM

1) $3490. I guess I'm not too upset by that though since I plan on donate me to the Body Farm at UT.

2) "Pro-Life" was pretty decent as far as the Masters of Horror episodes go. It's pretty evenly balanced in showing the two sides of the abortion arguement.

3) Water gun fights are always great. We used to have them all the time in college, "assassin" style.

Posted by: audrey at July 11, 2007 5:27 PM

4818 for me. :P I could get more for the parts.

Audrey: I'm going to UT to get my masters, specifically because they have the body farm. So cool. I'm going to donate my body to science too, if my organs can't be used.

Posted by: MaliceAlice at July 11, 2007 5:30 PM

Cracked.com is one of my new fave sites. I LOL when I read the Harry Potter article, but unfortunately, I'm at work.

I thought I would be worth more than $4,555. :(

Posted by: Brie at July 11, 2007 5:37 PM

$4,540. And I, too, would like to give back to society by quietly decomposing for Science at UT.

(BTW, America needs more than one body farm, don't you think?)

Posted by: Jerce at July 11, 2007 5:56 PM

eek! $3030 for me. That's not good.

Look, I was young. I needed the money.

Or, to quote Real Genius - it was hot, and I was hungry.

Posted by: TK at July 11, 2007 6:13 PM

$5700 baby, yeah you read that right. I guess having three appendixes (appendices?) makes me an interesting target of study.

Oh and i have the dubious honor of having seen ALL of those "historical" films and saying at every SINGLE ONE "I don't think it happened that way". Major moral superiority points.

Posted by: vaguelyamish at July 11, 2007 7:13 PM

$5,375! Suck on it! Do I care that vaguely got $5,700, therefore being the highest amount posted thus far? No! He/She loses $400 dollars for admitting moral superiority! (Kidding, vaguelyamish).

Also, Cracked.com is my new....crack. Reading some of the articles on that website has provided some much needed guffaws this evening.

Also, I covet the willitblend.com man's blender. If anyone can recommend a blender that does a bang up job without sounding like a freight train or a tornado hitting a trailer in the $50-100 range, I'd love to hear about it.

Posted by: Daphne at July 11, 2007 9:37 PM

Just thought about something.....one question on the Cadaver Calculator link referenced vision. Maybe it's a stupid question, but if you're blind, would you even be visiting the website? And if you are are, how did you answer the questions before and after the vision one? Just curious.

Posted by: Daphne at July 11, 2007 9:43 PM

Ha, I got $5700 too. And I don't even have 3 appendices.

Posted by: Camille at July 12, 2007 2:21 AM

Dammit Ranylt! I'm at least bum wine, ok?

And Manny, you're just feeling inferior because you're worth less then a '76 Pinto.

Posted by: litelysalted at July 12, 2007 10:14 AM

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Manny at July 12, 2007 11:21 AM

Hah! I'm still worth more than Dustin!!

Posted by: Manny at July 12, 2007 11:53 AM

Rats! My employer blocks the cadaver calculator site! I'll have to try this at home. Oh, and I got out of jury duty one time because I was once in the same community chorus as the DA's office manager. Pretty tenuous connection, but I guess they were trying to avoid any appearance of partiality. I was just happy not to serve.

Posted by: rlr260 at July 12, 2007 12:32 PM

"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5400!
Doesn't that make you feel great?"

Sure, but who gets to keep my winnings?

Posted by: Amanda at July 12, 2007 12:46 PM

Screw the Cadaver Calculator, I want that blender. I could make a fucking mean margarita with that thing. (And yes, I'm just bitter because my cadaver is only worth $3835. Maybe it has something to do with all of the margaritas...)

Posted by: Carrie at July 12, 2007 1:43 PM

Shit, should I be worried that (so far) I'm worth less than the rest of you?

Or does that just make me extra awesome?

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B...

Posted by: TK at July 12, 2007 3:09 PM