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Well, it sounds like the shit’s about to hit the fan — and if it does, a certain gecko and some [motherfucking] cavemen are gonna be covered in it. (QuizLaw)

It’s official — Nintendo gave Sony the red-ass beatdown. (Galley Slaves)

OK — Who’s still buying the Madonna tickets? You all need to be smacked with a rolled up newspaper. (IDLYITW)

Here’s a candidly embarrassing admission from me: I love the movie Big. Love. It. Sometimes I even cry a little bit at the end. So I totally get where Dan is coming from here. (Slowly Going Bald)

Photos of Matthew McConaughey always make me laugh. He’s like a funny, sexy little monkey put here for our entertainment. (Agent Bedhead)

Michael Moore shows Isiah Washington what it’s really like to be mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore. (Popoholic)

I don’t think that Hilary Swank looks bad in a bikini — except for that expression on her face that indicates that she might have just “sharted” in it. (Yeeeah!)

The “N” word gets a funeral. I’m campaigning for “Xtreme” to get buried next. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

After the jump — the homemade YouTube Transformers spoofs continue to flourish, but this one is hands down the best so far. And with this, I officially retire Transformers from Pajiba Love.

Pajiba Love | July 10, 2007 | Comments (19)


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...eject...operation shut the fuck up...

I had 6 people come over to my desk i laughed so loud. That was perfect.

Posted by: PissBoy at July 10, 2007 4:12 PM

while we are retiring words, can we throw "boo-ya" in there as well?

I'm not usually a huge Michael Moore fan, but damn if he didn't get Xtreme all up in Wolf's face. Boo-ya Wolf. Boo-YA.

gah. see what I mean? that word just sucks.

Posted by: nexus 6 at July 10, 2007 4:14 PM

litely, not only does she look like she gophered a bit, the whole photo sequence goes right along:

Photo 1 (*ugh, did I just shart myself?*)
Photo 2 ("I know I feel something back there...")
Photo 3 ("Hil, do you get the impression that someone's diaper is full?")
Photo 4 ("You did what? In your what?")
Photo 6 ("It's okay, everyone, I did not get it in the pool. What? No, my foot is just really warm right now.")

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at July 10, 2007 4:15 PM

Wow. Michael Moore is a huge baby.

Posted by: The Comish (sic) at July 10, 2007 4:41 PM

ok, that was totally the boogie nights, mark wahlberg version of "you've got the touch" in that transformers video, and that totally elevated it to class A in my eyes.

Posted by: jordan at July 10, 2007 4:43 PM

Am I the only woman on Earth who thinks that Matthew McConaughey is disgusting? The man looks like he hasn't showered since A Time To Kill. Every time I see a picture of him, my brain shivers in disgust and an involuntary "blech" sounds comes out of my mouth.

Hilary Swank has no shape, poor woman. And here I was feeling bad about my curvy silhouette in my bikini. (And NO, unlike fashion magazines I do not use "curvy" as a euphemism for overweight. I use curvy to mean "hourglass", FTW.)

Posted by: stardust savant at July 10, 2007 5:01 PM

1. I have always hated Big. Even as a little kid I had a huge problem with it. Everything about that movie is creepy and so very, very wrong. Just thinking about it creeps me out.

2. I literally spit coffee out onto the paper this morning while reading about the funeral for the "N" word. No idea what that is supposed to accomplish.

Posted by: audrey at July 10, 2007 5:20 PM

Nice Geico parody. Those Transformers are some reckless muthafuckas.

Posted by: Jen at July 10, 2007 5:39 PM

What is it about Soundwave that makes him the go-to Transformer for spoofs? Robot Chicken used him twice, and now this. Is it the voice? The cassette tapes? What makes him so damn funny?

Wow, Swank really does look like she shart herself. And yet, I would still do her. No, not after she shart herself. I am not THAT perverted.

Posted by: Vermillion at July 10, 2007 6:47 PM

I am.

Posted by: Manny at July 10, 2007 6:57 PM

(And NO, unlike fashion magazines I do not use "curvy" as a euphemism for overweight. I use curvy to mean "hourglass", FTW.)

Heh. Thank goodness someone does. Also, curvy ain't a body shaped like a pencil with big boobs that look like two erasers (i.e. Angelina Jolie, among others).

As for Swank, I don't think she looks that bad. She doesn't appear to work out, but hell, lots of people don't. It's kind of cool that she doesn't look to be plasticerized (yes, I just created a nonsensical word, DEAL), gymbodied (damn straight I did it again), or tanned within an inch of her life. I can appreciate that. Plus, it's not like Swank is the only woman in Hollywood who suffers from "Brick Wall" syndrome. She's probably the only one who doesn't give a damn, though.

And no, stardust, Mattie Boy doesn't do it for me, either. I've never recovered from the naked bongos incident. Plus, he looks like he has a foul body odor, and I can't deal with that.

Posted by: Daphne at July 10, 2007 7:12 PM

Right along with the word Xtreme, the ahem...."athletes" who practice these worthless, idiotic sports(?) should get chucked with it.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 10, 2007 7:31 PM

Gymbodied.

Huzzah, Daphne, that is awesome. I'm tacking that on to my trainorexic epithet next time I feel the need to insult a triathlete for whatever reason.

Posted by: Ranylt at July 10, 2007 7:40 PM

ahaha i saw the moore thing at work yesterday, i stopped everything and turned it up, cuase he looked like he was about to pop a nut. i really enjoyed sicko though...

transformers video was completely kick ass, ive got the soundwave transformer somewhere too, used to be my favorite. admittedly sad they didn't use the transforming tape iside of him

Posted by: Max at July 10, 2007 8:15 PM

Why does everyone get sharted wrong. Sharting is when you think you have to take a ginormous dump, run to the john and nothing comes out but gas. Fhited is the word you want, as in "I'll just fart before I get in the pool so there won't be any embarassing bubbles." and suddenly there's a fellow traveller in your bathing attire and you realize you've fhitted.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at July 10, 2007 10:02 PM

I love this place.

Posted by: litelysalted at July 10, 2007 10:05 PM

Daphne, submit your new words to Merriam-Webster right away!

Posted by: stardust savant at July 11, 2007 9:06 AM

Oscar, Urban Dictionary wishes to have a word with you re "sharted." Just sayin'.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at July 11, 2007 9:11 AM

Wow. If people think Swank looks bad in a bikini, they need to put the airbrushed porn down.

Posted by: Samantha T at July 11, 2007 3:27 PM