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By | Pajiba Love | July 7, 2010 | Comments ()


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As you've probably heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is headed to the Hoosegow. The Clink. The Big House. You get the idea. On one hand, I feel kinda bad for her, but on the other, the girl has snorted so much coke her nose legally counts as a district of Colombia. (popbytes)

Yup, even with a bald head and the least flattering goatee in the existence of ever, Dwayne Johnson is pants-meltingly hot. (Agent Bedhead)

So apparently there's a stereotype out there that Conservative women are hot and Liberal women are fugs. There are some pretty solid cases on both sides, but puh-leeeeeease. I wouldn't even fuck Ann Coulter with my fatass ex-boyfriend's dick. (Zelda Lily)

Because there will NEVER be enough Nicolas Cage links on here, here's a timeline of his hairline. Weeeeeeee! (Unreality)

I think we can all agree that if you're going to make a list of the 10 Movies Hipsters Need to Get Over, then (A) learn which movies hipsters actually watch, and (B) learn how to count to ten. (Flavorwire)

Here's a list of the 9 Most Statistically Terrifying Days of the Year. Personally, I'm of the mind that each day brings with it a shiny new opportunity to die horribly, but that's just me. (Cracked)

I know some of you guys read this site religiously, and quite frankly I love it too, so here's a tale of a girl and her clinically retarded dog. (Hyperbole and a Half)

Ho. Lee. Shit. Here's a Pokemon singing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance YEARS before it came out. When you see it, you'll shit bricks. (Halolz)

Ever wanted to know what Sex and the City 2 would have been like if it were five minutes long and incredily honest? Well now you can! There, I just saved you $20, 2 hours and your will to continue living. (The Editing Room)

You know, I've been doing this for over a week and I must admit I haven't put up nearly as many cute animal videos as I should have. Therefore, here's a video of a Corgi who likes The Beatles.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin', and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his sorta-NSFW blog here, or email him here.



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