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*ahem*

Sorry. I'm high on the win and I have to scream about it in yet another place. I'm gonna disappear for a while now.

I'll add to that!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH YOU AIN'T MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Netherlands!!!!!!!!!

so you'll report on gibson being a misogynistic asshole but use the same article to propagate women as whores?

That's a bit of a stretch.

What's really funny about that Kate Gosselin item is the fact that upon reading it, I thought, "'Portable Sweatshop' would make an awesome band name!" And then I realized it was.

The movie hooker list was alright... except The Girlfriend Experience was one of the worst movies ever made. I swear, porn actors and actresses get more emotionless every year. I've seen blow up dolls with more emotion that Sasha Grey.

Lwood is right, that Spielberg list was pointless. Some obvious choices like 1941 and Hook and some deep as a puddle insight. Spielberg has yet to make a total disaster, and yes I'm including Crystal Skull although that IS the worst movie of his career. That said, Crystal Skull was STILL better than most big studio output.

"Always" is an excellent movie. John Goodman, Richard Dreyfuss, and Holly Hunter. It was the last movie Audrey Hepburn ever did and she fittingly played an angel.

Thanks, Rich!

That Liza clip made my life. Did I hear this correctly (right at the end):

Caller: You come from so much diversity, and you've overcome it. You're a mentor to me!

Liza: You're a mentor to me, too!

HEE!

I just have to say that 'outdick' is a glorious, useful word that I'll be adding to my vocabulary post haste!

It looked like the models in the Liza video were praying for the sweet sweet release of death.

I'm sure Mel Gibson's punishment will be making $10-$15 million per picture instead of $20-$25 million.

I'm just curious who will be his apologists this time around.

10.) Empire of the Sun: Nominated for 6 Oscars.
9.) War of the Worlds: Nominated for 3 Oscars. Its also a decent Tom Cruise movie.
8.) Hook: Nominated for 5 Oscars. Not to mention a kids movie with Robin Williams, Julia Roberts, Dustin Hoffman, and a cameo with Glenn Close as a man. Don't fuck with my childhood.
7.) The Terminal: yeah...I got nothing.
6.) A.I. Artificial Intelligence: Nominated for 2 Oscars. Come on...a robot prostitute Jude Law? Fantastic.
5.) Amistad: Nominated for 4 Oscars.
4.) The Lost World-Jurassic Park: Nominated for 1 Oscar.
3.) 1941: Nominated for 3 Oscars.

I can't argue with #1 and #2. Granted, while most of these Oscars are nominations for technical aspects, I think his main argument should be how even Spielbergs shitty movies kick the ass of 90% of directors out there.

That's a bit of a stretch.

a) What?
2) That word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

perhaps, but enough with calling the SATC cast a bunch of old whores. it's a tired description and only puts down women in general...you know, like the kind that like sex regardless of age. and what sense does it make to be outraged that someone called their ex a "pig in heat" if you turn around and use other derogatory terms to refer to other women?

enough with calling the SATC cast a bunch of old whores.

Ohhhhhh, that. My eyeballs jumped that item altogether. Respectfully withdrawn.

i figured you were mocking the word "propagate" and i agree it's not the right word so, yeah, good point

Anna: I think the word they are looking for is "plethora". Old whores likely cannot propagate simply by definition of being both "old" (thus unable to carry child) and "whore" (selling themselves sexually, used up and undesirable, filled with diseases and being generally unclean). If I remember right I learned this on Sesame Street. Or Red Shoe Diaries, I forget which.

Mel Gibson could always star in The Don Imus Story.

Watching Liza Minelli trying to function on HSN is like watching a koala bear on roller skates.

Liza may indeed have a wheelbarrow full of crazy, but she is so completely out of her depth and regular milieu that she just doesn't know what to do with herself. I feel sympathetic towards her.

Yes. Stacey having one link that calls out Mel Gibson for being a misogynist ass and another link where she calls the SATC girls old whores is hypocritical bullshit. She's being a huge asshole herself.

*joins the 'whoo Netherlands!' crowd, even though she doesn't really like soccer*

I had no idea there were (several?) other Dutchies here. :D

Hey! I like 1941 and I REALLY liked Amistad. So I disagree with those two as being Spielberg stinkers. They aren't. I think the writer of that article needs to re-watch Amistad at the very least.

It may be the 10 worst Spielberg movies, but they are still head and shoulders above the 10 greatest movies of any other director out there.

wow, i don't normally subscribe to getting uppity about the messy lives of actors and basing my film choices on whether i like my impressions of the actor as a person, but that article about mel gibson was really shocking. i hate to say it, but it made me feel shitty about watching his last film.

Am I the only one who noticed that in the Firefly poster, Shepard Book was replaced by a blond haired white boy? Did they think having a black guy playing the cloths wash thingy was racist? Cause I would argue that replacing the black guy with an aryan youth is even more racist.

I just love it that absolutely no one questions the veracity of the Gibson rant despite lacking an actual audiotape. I believe it too, every word. No sarcasm.

What kind of empty shell of a human being doesn't enjoy Hook? I wonder what it would be like to hate joy...