Mel Gibson Surprisingly Manages to Outdick Even Mel Gibson
Here are the ten worst Steven Spielberg movies. I can actually safely say that I haven't seen a one of these. (Desonesto Doctrine)
Oooh! The new season of "Curb" is shooting! I would be more excited if I were caught up with last season, which I'm not since for some reason HBO takes umbrage with people streaming that show online. (Evil Beet)
Remember the stoned kid after the dentist, who was like the funniest thing on the entire internet for a week? Oh yeah, the dad quit his job and is made a shit ton of money exploiting his kid. Not that I wouldn't do the same damn thing, mind you. (Gamma Squad)
Did someone say prostitute? No? Well here's your most memorable movies hookers, anyway. (Screen Junkies)
Ding, dong! The old whores are dead! Yes, any future incarnations of Sex and the City have been permanently shelved. I don't know why, being that they're basically like "Golden Girls," only living in NYC and not funny. (Agent Bedhead)
What if River Tam was the singer of a folk band from the sixties? Here's your answer. (Unreality)
If you've ever had the urge to hear eight really sad children sing the saddest versions of Christmas carols you've ever heard -- you're in luck because Kate Gosselin wants to record a holiday album with her portable sweatshop. (Yeeeah!)
It was inevitable: The porn parody of Toy Story. (Holy Taco)
OK, this James Franco shit just got weirder. Now he's back on "General Hospital" playing a serial killer artist. Being that he's also now an artist in real life -- James Franco, are you trying to tell us something? (Warming Glow)
Some of you may remember Steven's fantastic post on Alan Turing a few weeks ago, and if you're into Turing, you might want to check out this tribute from Wolfram Alpha, who I'm told is a pretty big deal in the computer science world. (Wolfram Alpha)
Because apparently people like Homer Simpson really exist, even though Homer Simpson technically isn't actually a person who exists, here are a bunch of restaurants who serve 15 course menus. (Zagat)
Twilight: Eclipse has opened bigger than Dark Knight, proving that there are more teenage girls in the United States than adult nerds. Suck on that, U.S. Census! (Film Drunk)
A bunch of new reality shows about OCD are popping up, and they're basically like "Hoarders" or "Intervention" without all the fun computer duster and mummified cats and you're just left with the sadness. (Zelda Lily)
Here are the stories behind 15 famous celebrity stage names. (mental floss)
Here are four minutes and change of Liza Minnelli being lunatic fab on the Home Shopping Network, for which we have the awesome Rich over at FourFour to thank. Everyone thank Rich, kids.
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