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Speaking of things less-than-three, River Tam is set to provide the voice of Supergirl in a direct-to-DVD movie adaptation of Jeph Loeb's take on the Superman/Batman comics. I love this news so much I am actively trying to get to second base with it. (io9)
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I know I posted a Futurama link yesterday, but whatever, I can post whatever I want! That being said, here's a list of the best 25 Futurama Characters. Yes, Hypnotoad is on the list. (IGN)
Christina Hendricks says she loves men who drink scotch and you're not even reading this because you've already clicked the link, haven't you? Kumquat. Xylophone. Monkey butt. (IDLYITW)
When I say the phrase "Susan Sarandon is working on a ping-pong ball show," what is your first thought? If you said "She's working on a reality show about table tennis," congratulations on not thinking about ... you know, that other thing. (Celebitchy)
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green got a spur of the moment marriage, which I'm sure won't end in four months when she starts calling him "Hitler" in public. (Yeeeah!)
Sandra Bullock finalized her divorce, and can I just say that there's nothing better than finally dumping your boyfriend, especially when he's a psychotic, loudmouthed, egotistical dumbass with saggy bitchtits and a gut. You know who you are... (Celebslam)
So during Glastonbury, current Doctor Matt Smith performed the show's theme song with electronic band Orbital. The guy's no David Tennant, but still, this is pretty badass. (Topless Robot)
I've totally been ignoring The World Cup because soccer is boring and vuvuzelas sound like someone having violent diarrhea, but look! Hot guys grabbing their crotches! (popbytes)
Holy shit, you're telling me you can improve your eyesight by playing Mario Kart? Goddammit is that ever cool. Now if you'll excuse me, Princess Peach and I are about to get our blue shell on. (Gamma Squad)
So there's a new kind of M&M out there floating around with a pretzel ball in the middle, and I am totally willing to forgo my hatred of stupid storebought pretzels to try these. (The Impulsive Buy)
Is there anything better than waking up and realizing you look exactly like a Pixar character? Oh, wait, that's right: Pretty much everything is better than that. Never mind. (Film Drunk)
MK, my editor over at popbytes, was kind enough to send in this video yesterday, so I'm using it. Seriously, do you know how hard it is to scour the internet for shit like this? Anyway, here's a song about fucking ginger. Have you gotten your cinnamon stick today?
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