Pajiba Love 06/28/07

Pajiba Love

Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks somebody should off the bitch. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Some fuckwit is suing delightfully chewy Starburst for… Being too delightfully chewy. (QuizLaw)

Pajiba is rated PG for Parental Guidance Suggested. I don’t know how the fuck that happened. What’s your blog rated? (Mingle2)

The first 8 minutes of Live Free or Die Hard are viewable online. Pass. (Popoholic)

In another fine example of nerds with too much time on their hands — your favorite scenes acted out by Lego People. I have to admit, Thriller made me pee my pants a little bit. (YesButNoButYes)

Spice Girls on tour — this is right up there with “Voluntary Colonoscopy” on the list of “Things I Don’t Plan on Doing This Summer.” (Agent Bedhead)

Army Wives are watching “Army Wives” on Lifetime — whereas I am watching borderline smutty movies about women being terrorized by Handsome Yet Mysterious Strangers on Lifetime. (NY Times)

If only we could put these 10 men on a rocket and shoot it to the sun. Pajiba might be out of business, but the cinematic landscape as a whole would be a decidedly better place. (A.V. Club)

Now, because I know you want it, need it, and just gotts to have it — Good Cop Baby Cop. After the jump.

Pajiba Love | June 27, 2007 | Comments (24)

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HELL ASS CRAP DAMN FUCK! SHIT! COCK! BALLS!

Trying to get that rating up.

No need to thank me. Just doin' my part.

Posted by: TK at June 28, 2007 3:55 PM

By the way, that Onion list is great. I am willing to grant Peter Hyams some forgiveness, because he gave us Running Scared and Outland.

Let's just pretend Timecop and Sudden Death never happened.

Posted by: TK at June 28, 2007 4:00 PM

"If only we could put these 10 men on a rocket and shoot it to the sun. Pajiba might be out of business, but the cinematic landscape as a whole would be a decidedly better place."

I'd like to add Tyler Perry to that list. Thank you.

And by the way, how the FUCK did my personal blog get a "G" rating and Offsprung get a motherfucking "R"?

Posted by: Manny at June 28, 2007 4:09 PM

I dunno, but my blog landed NC-17. Because I'm motherfucking hard like that, bitches!

Oh, and yes the Onion List is fantastic. We have Pajibian Squarah to thank for it!

Posted by: litelysalted at June 28, 2007 4:16 PM

I think that the blog rater only looks at content on your 'main page'-- because my blog got an 'R' (which makes some sense), but the words they listed as being reason for this 'R' were 4 instances of 'hell', three of 'ass' and one of 'sex.' I've used all of those words WAY more than that since I started the blog over two years ago, plus a few others like 'fuck' and 'vagina' that they would most likely've counted. So the fact that there's not often very many 'bad things' on your main page might lead to the 'PG.'

Posted by: Genevieve at June 28, 2007 4:25 PM

I like that Pajiba's G rating is based on only using the word 'fuck' once. I look forward to listening for the one allowable 'fuck' to be muttered in the next G movie I see.

Posted by: katy at June 28, 2007 4:32 PM

My blog was rated NC-17!!!! Because of the words 'rape' 'cannibal' 'murder' 'sex' and 'shit'!!! They conveniently ignored the numerous f bombs, and instead targeted an entry I did on rape. What the hell?

Posted by: Rachael at June 28, 2007 4:32 PM

Argh! For some reason, the blog rating site is blocked here at work. Which is weird. I'm gonna storm home and try my blog.

Posted by: TK at June 28, 2007 4:52 PM

My blog is G, because it used Shitty once. I've got to make my language more dirty. Watch out for my Tarantino written review of Ratatouille!

Posted by: Ben at June 28, 2007 5:20 PM

My blog was rated NC-17. "This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

sex (7x) rape (4x) abortion (3x) whore (1x)"

What kind of nonsense is that?

Posted by: Bianca Reagan at June 28, 2007 5:31 PM

my blog got a PG rating for poop (4x) and dead (1x) - I have the tamest (boring - about a dog) blog around how silly

Posted by: seaturtles007 at June 28, 2007 5:39 PM

Now while that kid is scary, she's nothing compared to my nephew. He crushes your internal organs with a smile. And the funniest word you can say to him is "ouch". Sociopath.

Posted by: joker at June 28, 2007 5:41 PM

I'm sure anyone from here who reads my blog will be SHOCKED to discover - it's rated NC-17.

Fucking(x10), Hell(x7), Fuck(x6), Asshole(x3), Suck(x2), Pain(x1).

Wait... PAIN? You get rated for the word pain. What the fuck is that?

Yep, NC17. She's a dirty, dirty whore, my blog is.

Posted by: TK at June 28, 2007 6:51 PM

Yeah, apparently I have a violence problem on my blog. I got an NC-17 for murder (10x) gun (6x) shoot (2x) hurt (1x). (Hurt? Really?) They somehow missed the 30 fucks on the page.

Posted by: Carrie at June 28, 2007 7:05 PM

I got an 'R' for my blog. That means I am harder then Manny! Wait, that didn't sound right.

You act like you are so not nerdy, LS, but we all know the truth. You don't have to perpetrate anymore.

I wonder how those Army wives feel about CBS' The Unit. Figures the guy behind "Grey's Anatomy" thinks that he needs to embellish a bit on reality.

I keep confusing Steve Oedekerk with Bob Odenkirk. For a while, I could not understand how one half of "Mr. Show" could come up with such garbage movies. I now know better.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 28, 2007 8:31 PM

The ratings are funny, but beware of the html code they give you for pasting. It links to their dating service. I edited it so it takes the reader back to the rating page...

Posted by: funtime42 at June 28, 2007 8:31 PM

Struth, I wish I had a blog to rate, now.

My blog would most definitely be a dirtier whore than TK's.

Posted by: Ranylt at June 28, 2007 9:05 PM

Cunt! Man-on-man sex!

Just doing my part...

Also, since when was there a call for a Spice Girls reunion? I would think the girls who listened to them back in the late 90's would want to avoid them like the plague.

Posted by: Ken Hart at June 29, 2007 12:43 AM

I blame the ultra-left midget lobby for obstructing any serious, well carried out study of the possibility of using midgets as an alternative food source.

They won't even allow an honest discussion.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 29, 2007 5:59 AM

I'm an R for the words GAY, ABORTION, SEX, and DRUGS. Just for that, they're getting an entry with nothing but those four words. Maybe I can get an NC-17. Holla!

Posted by: shyestviolet at June 29, 2007 10:31 AM

This comment thread is starting to remind me of that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

"Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob."

Gosh. I feel just like Larry David when he's standing there at the end -- just proudly looking around at what he's done.

Posted by: litelysalted at June 29, 2007 10:42 AM

Is it bad that I read the Coulter assassination piece with no internal feelings or facial expression, just grimly nodding in agreement? I don't think I hold human life in low regard generally ... but (a) she does hold it in low regard and (b) she's not human.

DEM makes sense: Isn't there some Dylan Kliebold nutjob out there who wants to make a name for himself by offing Ann Coulter? I'm sure it would make the national news, probably Virginia Tech level attention for a few hours.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 29, 2007 2:51 PM

haha pearl's too cute! i cant believe she's retiring :( starting to wisen up, i s'pose.

oh and the website rater gave pajiba a G rating on my last check... even though it found 'fuck' 3x. brrookeeennnnnn

Posted by: Max at June 29, 2007 2:57 PM

Socalledonlycousins - the sweet irony of an enemy of gun control getting gunned down by some psycho with a handgun. Can you imagine?

I'm not wishing death on her, just speculating about the potential for schadenfreude. Yup.

Posted by: Samantha T at June 30, 2007 3:00 PM

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