Pajiba Love 06/27/07

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Prince finally figures out how to mass produce and bottle his “sexy.” (Prince’s Faggy Perfume Site)

Michael Moore has found a brand new way to be annoying — calling you at home! (Slate)

John Stamos is publicly intoxicated — blames “jet lag.” Didn’t Paula already try that one? (IDLYITW)

Bunim/Murray just greenlit production on their newest atrocity. Everybody thank Dan. Thanks, Dan. (Slowly Going Bald)

Hee! Justin Timberlake’s got a chronic case of the farts! (Celebitchy)

Ann Coulter is such a fucking asshole, I can barely take pleasure in the divine smackdown she gets from Elizabeth Edwards — Because when it comes down to it, no one in the crowd pulled a gun and shot her in the face. (Feministing)

To quote a commenter, “What, you thought that “Don’t Mess With Texas” campaign was just about litter?” Seriously though, a purse snatcher gets run over by a truck. Don’t miss it! (QuizLaw)

Oh, do shut up, Amy Winehouse. (Yeeeah!)

After the jump, Joss Stone totally burns Perez Hilton. Day-um! Girlfriend has a sense of humor!

Pajiba Love | June 27, 2007 | Comments (29)

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That's Joss Stone? Who knew she was that clever? Now my crush on her is gaining steam.

I'm taking bets on how long it takes before someone gets upset at your use of the word "faggy".

As for Coulter, I'd love nothing more than to snap that skinny bitch over my knee like a branch, and use her for kindling. And believe me when I say that I'm not a violent person.

Posted by: TK at June 27, 2007 3:46 PM

I tried to check out the Prince perfume (because we all know how well perfume ads translate on the internet), but I went into an epileptic seizure from the video on his site.

Thanks Stace-urk-aaaack-y!

Posted by: Manny at June 27, 2007 3:57 PM

If anyone gets upset, I blame Manny. He told me it would be OK. And see? It is a totally faggy site. My gay friends would all agree.

Posted by: litelysalted at June 27, 2007 4:21 PM

I hate you. I hate you like a fat kids hates Splenda.

Posted by: Manny at June 27, 2007 4:26 PM

Works for me. Hell, I blame Manny for everything anyway. Why stop now?

Posted by: TK at June 27, 2007 4:28 PM

You love me! Like Michael Moore loves Canadian Ham, eggs and cheese on a biscuit. Don't deny it.

Posted by: litelysalted at June 27, 2007 4:31 PM

Pretty...purple...kaleidoscopic...goodness! MUST BUY PRINCE PERFUME! MUST BUY PRINCE PERFUME!

Also? Joss Stone's my new girlcrush. I always thought she was pretty, but she's even cuter with glasses. (Yeah, I'm biased since I wear 'em, but eh).

Posted by: em at June 27, 2007 4:32 PM

Pretty...purple...kaleidoscopic...goodness! MUST BUY PRINCE PERFUME! MUST BUY PRINCE PERFUME!

Also? Joss Stone's my new girlcrush. I always thought she was pretty, but she's even cuter with glasses. (Yeah, I'm biased since I wear 'em, but eh).

Posted by: em at June 27, 2007 4:32 PM

Shit. I meant to say Canadian Bacon. Which is essentially ham, anyway.

Posted by: litelysalted at June 27, 2007 4:34 PM

Joss Stone, you are my hero. And I'm impressed with how well she can handle such biting satire.
Kudos.

Posted by: Ben at June 27, 2007 4:43 PM

I meant to say Canadian Bacon. Which is essentially ham, anyway.

Are we here again? BAD litely!

(I love bacon, I must defend bacon. BACON!*)

*Oblique Kids in the Hall reference--no worries, Litely will get it.

Posted by: Ranylt at June 27, 2007 4:56 PM

Sweet! You used my Quizlaw comment!

Posted by: megaera at June 27, 2007 5:05 PM

God someone please shove Coulter and her Adam's apple down a well. The level of national discourse would shoot up immediately. Everytime she opens her mouth I wanna shove my fist into her gaping, hate-filled maw.

Posted by: masha at June 27, 2007 5:20 PM

Ann Coulter, god I wish I could think of a word worse than "cunt" to describe her/it but I can't.

Posted by: Morgan at June 27, 2007 6:28 PM

How could a man pumping with that much estrogen have had slept with so many women? I get Carmen Electra, since she is obviously closeted and is only attracted to the most effeminate men she can find (see: Dave Navarro, Dennis Rodman when she was wasted and he was in a dress, her Joan Jett fetish). But what about the others? I blame Manny. Somehow, he is responsible. Damn Puerto Rican bouncing boy.

Anyone else think that Chris Matthews was about to sock Coulter near the end of that clip? Or was that wishful thinking on my part?

em, according to Fatback and Collards, Joss Stone is thinking about switching sides, so you may have a better shot than you think. Just get there before Carmen Electra does.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 27, 2007 6:35 PM

Heheh... Ranny, "Love and Sausages" has got to be my favorite meat-themed KITH sketch.

Posted by: litelysalted at June 27, 2007 7:41 PM

"...as a fat kid loves splenda..."

classic.

Posted by: eliza at June 28, 2007 12:12 AM

Agreed, Ann Coulter should be shot in the face. I actually recorded this one episode of Law and Order where an Ann Coulter like character is almost assassinated, it made me smile....

Posted by: Victoria at June 28, 2007 12:53 AM

I can't see any mention of Coulter without assuming that someone in the room must be about to sock her in the face so your feeling was probably justified Vermillion.

Prince is the Lewd Goblin. I have nothing more to say on the subject.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at June 28, 2007 5:11 AM

Ann coulter..What can you say about a girl like Coulter, I think she is what is wrong with everything, she is the reason things like milk goes bad. She is the reason for global warming. They havent even found bad enough words for a girl like coulter. Is it just me or dosen´t she understand english, (English is not my native tounge which is aparant from my writing)becuse clearly she suffers from a form of toumer that makes it impossible to decode the simplest question. My 2 1/2 year old doughter understands better than she does. She is the political Paris Hilton. Ther are mentaly handicaped people that listen to her and ask themselfs why am I in a safe house while she is on TV. She is universal Antimatter the world will end and the rason will be Ann Coulter.

Morgan was right "I wish I could think of a word worse than "cunt" to describe her/it but I can't."
Cunt dosent even begin to describe her, No cunt only scratces the surface.

God that felt good to get out of my system, this sort of hate can eat you up inside.

Posted by: 13thDuke at June 28, 2007 7:10 AM

Let it out, 13th Duke, let it out.

Good English or not, what you wrote made perfect sense to me.

the reason milk goes bad...

... I like that. I'm stealing it.

Posted by: TK at June 28, 2007 8:11 AM

But remember, everyone, she's not a girl. Check out that shemale adam's apple, and you'll know the truth. It's great that she has properly identified to the correct sexuality for herself (closeted trannie), but she'll smoke a turd in hell for the hypocrisy, among many, many other offenses.

She's one of the few public figures for whom "Nazi" is an absolutely accurate and non-hyperbolic descriptor. Ann Coulter is an actual Nazi in her fascist beliefs, her routine use of systematic dishonesty to boost her worldview, and her platform of hate.

And "Nazi" should be considered worse than "cunt," if you actually mean that the person is a disciple of Hitler. Which she is.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 28, 2007 9:31 AM

Ann Coulter...it all comes down to the same thing, doesn't it? We all bitch about people like her, and we all bitch that Paris Hilton is the headline on CNN news- but we're all idiots because we keep feeding them the attention.

If people would just stop listening to Coulter, stop granting her interviews, stop buying her book, she would fade away into oblivion.

Little tykes have it right and I'm going to follow: I'm going to plug my fingers in my ears an shout "I'm not listening, I'm not listening".

Posted by: Agent Scully at June 28, 2007 9:43 AM

wow... i did not know how much of a bitch ann coulter really was until right now. i kept imagining myself in the audience screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP ANN.

i like how the only person on ann's side on that video is the 13 yr old girl in the background who doesn't know what's going on.

Posted by: Max at June 28, 2007 11:20 AM

"em, according to Fatback and Collards, Joss Stone is thinking about switching sides, so you may have a better shot than you think. Just get there before Carmen Electra does."

Hee!

As for Coulter...really, what more can you say about someone so hateful? I did enjoy the nervous hair-flipping, though, and the whole "Why isn't John Edwards making this call?" Uh...because Elizabeth Edwards is pissed too and isn't just going to sit back and take that shit?

Posted by: em at June 28, 2007 11:26 AM

I'm taking bets on how long it takes before someone gets upset at your use of the word "faggy".

I'm upset, TK. And I'm sure you're shocked.

Insert another slur in that slot, and ask yourself how funny that would be. But I'm glad litelysalted's "gay friends" would theoretically approve of her appropriating a word that is still used to oppress a minority group. It offends me not only because it's demeaning to gay people, but because it's lazy. I'm pretty sure you can write better that, litelysalted. I know I can.

Posted by: Bianca Reagan at June 28, 2007 11:45 AM

am i the only one that finds prince extremely sexy? the overall purpleness of the perfume site notwithstanding (full disclosure: i only went to it for a bout 1.5 seconds - i have the attention span of a goldfish), damn i would be one of his strange concubine/loveslave with changed names women for at least one night. and i don't usually find myself attracted to small whitish women, but damn.

Posted by: kb at June 28, 2007 12:46 PM

Yeah kb, you are probably the only one (of whom I know) that finds His Purpleness "extremely sexy". Now, banging one of the fantasy five freebies with Prince crooning in the background...I'd definitely hit that. And, for further bubble bursting: reliable reports suggest Prince does not measure up all over and his nickname is Minuteman.

Posted by: rudy at June 28, 2007 2:29 PM

Coulter is wretched. Truly wretched. She's difficult to ignore in that she's omnipresent, despite being completely illogical and insane. She's, at the very least, a disgrace to the legal profession. To bring up Edwards's child's death is just beyond the pale - not that calling him a "fag" wasn't. She fucking sucks.

Posted by: Samantha T at June 28, 2007 3:03 PM

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