On The Bright Side, Jeff Goldblum Is Still Alive
Just because of what happened in the last 20 years of Michael Jackson's life doesn't mean we can't remember the good things, like that time he was in the California Raisins commercial or when Moonwalker was made into a video game. (Holy Taco)
Now, because 50-year-old men don't drop dead for no apparent reason, let the rampant, wild speculation begin! (Yeeeah!)
Switching gears, the surviving members of the "Charlie's Angels" speak out about the passing of Farrah Fawcett. (DListed)
Because it's Michael Bay week over at Screen Junkies, here's a flowchart of how Michael Bay chooses his breakfast. (Screen Junkies)
And in Transformers news, mysterious spam accounts have been showing up on twitter blathering how awesome Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was. Guess what, it wasn't and no one believes you. (CHUD)
And fuck transformers anyway, because here are ten better films which celebrate the beauty of a great explosion. (Film School Rejects)
For all of your home "manscaping" needs, Braun's new bodycruZer is able to knock down any forest on a man's body. (Impulsive Buy)
Here are ten people who have won an Oscar, an Emmy and a Tony. I had no idea such a thing could be done. (mental floss)
Update: I feel bad that I didn't post any serious Michael Jackson-related tribute stuff, since I know you all don't take his death as flippantly as I do, so here is a fantastic piece rating his collaborations with well-known filmmakers. (Spout)
I've had enough of depressing crap today, so here is a He-Man-Misfits mash-up, because Skeletor ain't no goddamn son of a bitch. Thanks to jay, who posted this on facebook!
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